Boycott America For Peace.

[Lancecastor]

Rational people know that the USA has become a danger to world peace.

The USA seeks to take over the world, starting with the Middle East.

Peaceful Americans need our help in sending a message to their appointed Presidente ...Now!

How Can I Help?

Starting today, you should stop buying anything that says "Made In The USA" on the label.

What Should I buy Instead?

Here's a short list I can provide to YOU as a Public Peace Service!:

Cars:

German, preferably BMW's, except the X5, which is Made In The USA.

Starting at: $55,000.

French, preferably Renaults, to make a Statement.

From Only: $ 32,599.

Wine:

French, preferably in cans for the American "Bubba" effect.

Special! Only $6.99 (in case lots of 24)

Clothes:

Sarongs made in China will be a huge Peace Movement hit! Even peace-loving american men like Ishmael own a sarong!

Women's Prices Include FREE Installation!

Remember...YOU can help Give Peace A Chance!



This Message Courtesy Of The Lancecastor Luxury Goods For Peace Boutique. Visa, MasterCard & Amex accepted. All prices in USD. S&H charges may apply. Goods not exactly as illustrated. Some conditions may apply. An addition charge to your credit card each month in perpetuity is hereby authorized. Thank You!

 

[plasticman33]

LMAO! Sometimes you absolutely amaze me, Lance!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Are you planning on inviting us all to share your spare room?

We'll need to move to boycott effectively ya know.

 

[Lancecastor]

But wait...there's MORE!

REMEMBER!....Your First Purchase from Lancecastor's Peace Boutique gets you the Lancecastor Spring Submissives Fashion Collection Catalog....FREE!!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: But wait...there's MORE!

REMEMBER!....Your First Purchase from Lancecastor's Peace Boutique gets you the Lancecastor Spring Submissives Fashion Collection Catalog....FREE!!

So this is just another cheap advertising ploy???

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: But wait...there's MORE!

So this is just another cheap advertising ploy???

NO! The Lancecastor Luxury Goods Boutique For Peace is not just another cheap advertising ploy....it's an expensive, targeted, high-quality public service for peace-lovers who want to spend their disposable income on quality goods manufactured outside the USA as a show of Peace!

And I'm pleased to say that 37% of every purchase dollar stays outside the USA in the exclusive Lancecastor Luxury Lifestyle For Peace Compound.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: Re: Re: But wait...there's MORE!

NO! The Lancecastor Luxury Goods Boutique For Peace is not just another cheap advertising ploy....it's an expensive, targeted, high-quality public service for peace-lovers who want to spend their disposable income on quality goods manufactured outside the USA as a show of Peace!

And I'm pleased to say that 37% of every purchase dollar stays outside the USA in the exclusive Lancecastor Luxury Lifestyle For Peace Compound.

Civic-minded people warm my heart.

And this Lifestyle for Peace Compound...

It's open to the public??

And the tours begin when??

 

[brokenbrainwave]

But wait...there's MORE!

NO! The Lancecastor Luxury Goods Boutique For Peace is not just another cheap advertising ploy....it's an expensive, targeted, high-quality public service for peace-lovers who want to spend their disposable income on quality goods manufactured outside the USA as a show of Peace!

And I'm pleased to say that 37% of every purchase dollar stays outside the USA in the exclusive Lancecastor Luxury Lifestyle For Peace Compound.

We would like to thank our sponsor, General Motors, for making this commercial possible...

 

[k¡tty]

So this whole boycott America thang..

How long will we have ya'll on the boards before it goes into effect? I mean.. if you're going to boycott anything American that means you won't be posting here at Lit anymore, doesn't it? Considering it's American owned and run.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lit .... American owned and run.

NO! The Lancecastor Luxury Goods Boutique For Peace is not just another cheap advertising ploy....it's an expensive, targeted, high-quality public service for peace-lovers who want to spend their disposable income on quality goods manufactured outside the USA as a show of Peace!

And I'm pleased to say that 37% of every purchase dollar stays outside the USA in the exclusive Lancecastor Luxury Lifestyle For Peace Compound....where you'll help support leggy French and German submissives for Peace!

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: But wait...there's MORE!

Civic-minded people warm my heart.

And this Lifestyle for Peace Compound...

It's open to the public??

And the tours begin when??

We're flexible if you are...

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: But wait...there's MORE!

We're flexible if you are...

Darlin, I said public not pubic

 

[Lancecastor]

See how content you can be....once you give up American Made Goods?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Should we send donations too?

 

[Lancecastor]

Should we send donations too?

Yes, you can sponsor a nubile's conversion away from US Made goods to a more peaceful life at the Lancecastor Home For Wayward Submissives.

 

[barn888]

I agree with Cartman on South Park. BLAME CANADA!!!!

 

[Lancecastor]

Rational people know that the USA has become a danger to world peace.

The USA seeks to take over the world, starting with the Middle East.

Peaceful Americans need our help in sending a message to their appointed Presidente ...Now!

How Can I Help?

Starting today, you should stop buying anything that says "Made In The USA" on the label.

What Should I buy Instead?

Here's a short list I can provide to YOU as a Public Peace Service!:

Cars:

German, preferably BMW's, except the X5, which is Made In The USA.

Starting at: $55,000.

French, preferably Renaults, to make a Statement.

From Only: $ 32,599.

Wine:

French, preferably in cans for the American "Bubba" effect.

Special! Only $6.99 (in case lots of 24)

Clothes:

Sarongs made in China will be a huge Peace Movement hit! Even peace-loving american men like Ishmael own a sarong!

Women's Prices Include FREE Installation!

Remember...YOU can help Give Peace A Chance!



This Message Courtesy Of The Lancecastor Luxury Goods For Peace Boutique. Visa, MasterCard & Amex accepted. All prices in USD. S&H charges may apply. Goods not exactly as illustrated. Some conditions may apply. An addition charge to your credit card each month in perpetuity is hereby authorized. Thank You!