Boris Has It!

[butters]

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/co...ities-confirm-patient-zero-had-sex-with-bats/

How? I know some bats are large, but how?

that's a satirical fake news rag, and all the other stories it runs are just as ridiculous. of course, this one is actually more than that, it'll be believed by some and those people will use it to bolster their beliefs about chinese culture

 

[FataMorgana]

that's a satirical fake news rag, and all the other stories it runs are just as ridiculous. of course, this one is actually more than that, it'll be believed by some and those people will use it to bolster their beliefs about chinese culture

The same writer does Lance's nubiles and lakehouse yarns.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The same writer does Lance's nubiles and lakehouse yarns.

Rapeboi is probably barricaded in his 1-bedroom basement flat right now surrounded by pyramids of canned goods wishing he could come back on here to shill his playboy fantasias.

 

[stickygirl]

The health minister's got it too

Bestiality is banned on Lit and for good reason. Stop fucking bats

 

[ryan8558]

well, it must be true. how else do we get this

https://i.redd.it/ryoefa27p8z21.jpg

 

[FataMorgana]

well, it must be true. how else do we get this

https://i.redd.it/ryoefa27p8z21.jpg

Two feet tall and bald. It's Lace!

 

[hobbit.]

Dominic Raab I think but not sure.

mr herd immunity his fucking self.

how many suicide threats and threats to kill family member has he had to field this week?


now listening to Styx 'grand illusion' album on youtube. the rest can fucking rot.

herd fucking imunity? queen in a casste
l? working class people starve doing their 'bit for socoety' by self isolating while the government cant even circulate the names of the 1.5 m on its its shield list to social services? caan ask to have bereavment services ramped up though.

cunts.

 

[Hugh_Essay]

Wanna bet she blames Moose and Squirrel?

Well seeing as she cant blame obama like you american retards...

 

[spacekowboy]

Rumor is that Cheeto got bit also, but is keeping it mum. Time will tell.

We ain't that lucky.

 

[HisArpy]

Well seeing as she cant blame obama like you american retards...

You really need to stay in more...

 

[great lover]

Vlad has shaken the hand of the doctor who has it. It could be curtains for Putin.

 

[hobbit.]

Vlad has shaken the hand of the doctor who has it. It could be curtains for Putin.

Russia has state of the art animatronic workshops could be years before Vlad the leader meets his official demise. A much earlier indicator will be if the said doctor disappears.

 

[toeskr]

The health minister's got it too

Bestiality is banned on Lit and for good reason. Stop fucking bats

*reported*
Hates libs life choices for fucking bats, red, yellow, black, white.

Where do you draw line, when a bat has an Adam's apple?

LAWLZ!

 

[toeskr]

Oh and hobbit is a cunt. Just saying.

Looking for templar treasure today.

 

[FataMorgana]

Hmmm. He's just been admitted to hospital.

 

[FataMorgana]

Now in ICU. Hob, I reckon he's gonna pop his clogs.

 

[teeAhee]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2F40.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbqcnvs08p1ren9jno1_500.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

 

[Sean]

I wonder how that whole "herd immunity let the old folks die" strategy is looking to him now?

 

[hobbit.]

Now in ICU. Hob, I reckon he's gonna pop his clogs.

we might get a bank holiday out of it... i still got a loft ful of fireworks....

 

[hobbit.]

I wonder how that whole "herd immunity let the old folks die" strategy is looking to him now?

who gives a fuck.

I just got banned - again, from the evening news website

Thats what happens when you wage a classwar agianst the working classes, from conception to cremation (my phrase sir richard L hates to this very day) as against the NHS 'from the craddle to the grave'.

ten years of austerity. plainly should he die it wont be as good a day as when maggie croaked, unless he takes rees moog with him in a suicide pact.

 

[FataMorgana]

who gives a fuck.

I just got banned - again, from the evening news website

Thats what happens when you wage a classwar agianst the working classes, from the craddle to conception (my phrase sir richard L hates to this very day) as against the NHS 'from the craddle to the grave'.

ten years of austerity. plainly should he die it wont be as good a day as when maggie croaked, unless he takes rees moog with him in a suicide pact.

A blessed day that was. Especially on here with the Yanks frothing.

 

[hobbit.]

A blessed day that was. Especially on here with the Yanks frothing.

~best sombre face~

 

[Lancecastor19]

I wonder how that whole "herd immunity let the old folks die" strategy is looking to him now?

Butters is sewing him a hairy pandana to wear in ICU.

 

[Sean]

A blessed day that was. Especially on here with the Yanks frothing.

I still re-read your thread occasionally just for the pure joy of it.

 

[FataMorgana]

I still re-read your thread occasionally just for the pure joy of it.

Same here. It's the only thing on Lit that's ever made me wet.