Boring Sex : A Global Problem

oh sure

I make an appointment to see the doc because I was bored with sex.. and now you tell me it's happening all over the world?

Someone remind me on Monday to call the doc.. I'm cancelling that appointment.
 
lavender said:


An international team of behaviour specialists claim many women think of sex like inviting someone in for a cup of tea.

Lavy, care to join me in a cup of tea?;)
 
Lavy, I love you, but where do you find these things?! :D

I personally find an escape from mundane sex by not having it on a regualr basis (not by choice, of course).

If I was, however, having sex on a regular basis, I would visit the BDSM forum regularly to get ideas so that sex didn't become mundane for me. (Oh wait, I visit that forum regularly anyway).


Well, anyway, variety is the spice of life!
 
lavender said:

The Journal of Mundane Behaviour, a sociology journal renowned for its research into 'the science of the ordinary', reports the findings.

WHY haven't I heard of this Journal? I miss everything.
 
There is a definite relationship between ozone depletion, boring sex, CO2 emissions, global warming, and cows farting. It's true. Look it up here

www.junksciencecumslurpingppmanthreadsandposts.org
 
Lavy

You can paint mine either pale green or minty fresh.. your choice.

Aim would be good though
 
miles said:
There is a definite relationship between ozone depletion, boring sex, CO2 emissions, global warming, and cows farting. It's true. Look it up here

www.junksciencecumslurpingppmanthreadsandposts.org


Miles... i tried to access the page that you have the address for up there.. and I got this message.

The page cannot be displayed
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

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Please try the following:

Click the Refresh button, or try again later.

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).
If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings
Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed.
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
Click the Back button to try another link.



Cannot find server or DNS Error
Internet Explorer


Do you think maybe you typed it wrong?




:D
 
freakygurl32

I apologize profusely. Try this one:

htttp://www.everseenabiggermoronthanppman.gov

If that doesn't work, it may be your ISP. Are you on AOL?
 
lavender said:

Mensa -

Tea for two and two for tea sounds great to me. One lump or two? Do you take cream?

No, I prefer it straight. Hot, steaming and ready to go. :cool:
 
Re: freakygurl32

miles said:
I apologize profusely. Try this one:

htttp://www.everseenabiggermoronthanppman.gov

If that doesn't work, it may be your ISP. Are you on AOL?


Nope.. it doesn't work either. I'm not on AOL... hmmm you know I get that same response whenever I try to access anything on the net other than Literotica.com. Do you think maybe Lit has posessed my computer? Gotten in there some how and made it impossible to leave?
 
freakygurl

Do you think maybe Lit has posessed my computer? Gotten in there some how and made it impossible to leave?

Could be.

Ever get the urge to fuck Clark Gable?
 
Re: freakygurl

miles said:
Do you think maybe Lit has posessed my computer? Gotten in there some how and made it impossible to leave?

Could be.

Ever get the urge to fuck Clark Gable?

If he was ever in my bedroom.. or atleast on MSN..

but then again.. I might get bored. Do you think he'd mind if I watched tv during the fuck fest?



damn.. I forgot.. I don't know how to cyber
 
miles said:
Gee, sounds like fun.

:rolleyes:


wtf is the rolled eyes for? You act like talking to me on MSN is boring.. (ok, it is boring.. but what can I say.. i'm a boring person)

or were you talking about the watching tv? Ok, what about cards? Better? :D
 
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