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Dear peeps who PM me: not all of us enjoy having violent sexual acts performed on us. I don't get why so many of you want to do violent things to women. Oh wait, I know exactly why. #misogyny

I don't! I'm a totally nice guy! I just have a huge obsession with big boobs
 
I just got that that your profile is meant to say "say" instead of "day"...OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
I know I might be asking for a slap on my keyboard but... your ass looks delicious. I can almost see right through those skin tight yoga pants.
I know normally I come on like a cock hungry gay fellow but ,DAMN sister your ass looks tasty. I would love to talk about anything that has to do with you getting naked and spreading your legs for me to enjoy. And yes, writing this with an erection was excruciatingly hard... :eek:
 
I know I might be asking for a slap on my keyboard but... your ass looks delicious. I can almost see right through those skin tight yoga pants.
I know normally I come on like a cock hungry gay fellow but ,DAMN sister your ass looks tasty. I would love to talk about anything that has to do with you getting naked and spreading your legs for me to enjoy. And yes, writing this with an erection was excruciatingly hard... :eek:

Ha. Thanks babe.
 
do you mind if I imagine myself coming up behind you and slipping my hands under the waist band and peel them slowly down licking and kissing every sexy bit that appears, while I masturbate? mmmmm hehe...
 
do you mind if I imagine myself coming up behind you and slipping my hands under the waist band and peel them slowly down licking and kissing every sexy bit that appears, while I masturbate? mmmmm hehe...

I don't really need to know your masturbation habits.
 
Not all of us are fortunate enough to be getting some. :rolleyes:

Litster in real life:

"Hi, you're really beautiful"

"Why thank you, I-"

"You make me want to turn you around and push you hard against the wall while I rip off your pants and underwear and slap your ass with massive force until it's all hard then shove my dick super hard into your pussy and make you scream"

"What the fuck?!"
 
Litster in real life:

"Hi, you're really beautiful"

"Why thank you, I-"

"You make me want to turn you around and push you hard against the wall while I rip off your pants and underwear and slap your ass with massive force until it's all hard then shove my dick super hard into your pussy and make you scream"

"What the fuck?!"



Wow...poetry! "massive force"...
 
I didn't know you could make an ass hard by slapping it with enough force. Apparently I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
 
where is the person who said I'm in no position to be upset about dick pics when I have a picture of yoga pants as my avvy. I need more lawls.
 
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