Bootylicious!

[Laurel]

You know, it's the cheesiest damn song...but I was flipping channels on Spinner and it started playing and now I'm dancing around the room like a weirdo. I'm scaring my cats.

'Cos my body too bootylicious for ya babe!

 

[Mensa]

I'm scaring my cats.

Keep up the good work!

 

[Laurel]

I'm organizing 50 megs of kitty photos into an mpeg movie with cute music and kitty sounds, Mensa. I'll send it to you as soon as it's ready! You'll LOVE it!

 

[Mensa]

<gulp>

I'm organizing 50 megs of kitty photos into an mpeg movie with cute music and kitty sounds, Mensa. I'll send it to you as soon as it's ready! You'll LOVE it!

Re-read my new title! It'll explain everything.

Have pity!

 

[Laurel]

Excuses, excuses...

 

[Debbie]

LMAO Oh sorry Mensa I was just imagining the anguish on your face if you were 'forced' into light bondage and had to have pussy cats crawl all over your well clad body! Or made to watch 24 hours of videos of the The Funniest Home movies on cats!



Pussies rule doggies drool

 

[Mensa]

LMAO Oh sorry Mensa I was just imagining the anguish on your face if you were 'forced' into light bondage and had to have pussy cats crawl all over your well clad body! Or made to watch 24 hours of videos of the The Funniest Home movies on cats!



Pussies rule doggies drool

Now who's nasty?

 

[Debbie]

nasty? Im nasty? *looking around*

Oh my gawd I AM nasty? but isn't nasty a guy?

*carefully looking in the bathroom mirror*

Umm if I am nasty how come I have bits missing?


Psst Mensa *leaning close and whispering into your ear*

I have a pussy !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Sorry!

I dislike spiders and scary trolls. Does that make us even and yeah *big secret* don't like the colour pink.



PS Big dog says QUOTE]Originally posted by Bigdog


Pussies make doggies drool. [/QUOTE]


http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52867


Am I nice?

 

[Mensa]

nasty? Im nasty? *looking around*

Oh my gawd I AM nasty? but isn't nasty a guy?

*carefully looking in the bathroom mirror*

Umm if I am nasty how come I have bits missing?


Psst Mensa *leaning close and whispering into your ear*

I have a pussy !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Sorry!

I dislike spiders and scary trolls. Does that make us even and yeah *big secret* don't like the colour pink.



PS Big dog says QUOTE]Originally posted by Bigdog


Pussies make doggies drool.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52867


Am I nice? [/QUOTE]

You have potential! If only you could get over this cat fetish! It's not natural, I tell you!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Laurel you HAVE to stop dancing round the living room with the cats... you torture the poor buggers.

And I hate cats!

 

[Laurel]

Owen loooves to dance.

 

[Mensa]

Sanity reigns

And I hate cats!

Good man, Cheffie!

Now let's see if she threatens him with that damned cat movie!

 

[Laurel]

No, that movie's just for you, Mensa darling.

I'll have to think up an appropriate gift for dear Cheffie...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'll have to think up an appropriate gift for dear Cheffie...

Ahhh tweety.

What chases you? Sure as hell aint a dog!

 

[Debbie]

damn damn I say that Laurel, now I am haunted


Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
Kelly, can you handle this?
Michelle, can you handle this?
Beyoncé, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!

Barely move, we've arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me

You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!

I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

Move your body up and down (whoo!)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)
I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe

I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz

[Scatting]

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe






*shaking head from the ringing lyrics*


I have potential?



I have a cat named woody
He's a really damn cool cat
Scared of his damn tail, is he
Would prefer a dog that sat

And did what I wanted and said
I find myself with a pussy or two
Cats that come and go instead
Dog? I want one but small property too

A staffy would be fine
The cats are ok
Staunch dog devine
Potential? Yes I say!

 

[Laurel]

LOL! I picture debbiexxx's av shakin' it all over...

 

[Debbie]

lol my poor cat's have scarpered outside!
lol my av's booty shakin'



I see you baby shaking that ass ... you're (for DCL) bootylicious

 

[Debbie]

Ahhh tweety.

What chases you? Sure as hell aint a dog!

Poor, poor, I say poor or is it paw? Tweety?
I tawt I saw a puddy tat

 

[GuyJD]

You know, it's the cheesiest damn song...but I was flipping channels on Spinner and it started playing and now I'm dancing around the room like a weirdo. I'm scaring my cats.

'Cos my body too bootylicious for ya babe!

It may be a cheesy song, Laurel. But I am damn in love with the video. Damn, Beyounce got the prettiest brown legs in that video.