Booty Butt Blurts

Dillinger

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Over the past few months I've seen more and more women - usually 18-19 year olds (maybe younger) - wear gym shorts with words on the butt. Usually its something like the name of their soccer team or something but... here's the thing:

Words are meant to be read, right? A bumper sticker on your car, a t-shirt, whatever.

So - isn't having words on your ass basically an invitation to stare at the ass in question?
 
Dillinger said:
Over the past few months I've seen more and more women - usually 18-19 year olds (maybe younger) - wear gym shorts with words on the butt. Usually its something like the name of their soccer team or something but... here's the thing:

Words are meant to be read, right? A bumper sticker on your car, a t-shirt, whatever.

So - isn't having words on your ass basically an invitation to stare at the ass in question?


Yes it is.
 
it would stand to reason...this isnt a bad thing at least it gives you an excuse:D
 
My butt says

"Peace to all that enter here"


And hell yes, butt blirts or titty talk is an open invitation to be looked at, leered at or otherwise draw attention to the anatomy in question.
 
And your problem would be? :D

Now, when they catch us staring, we can just say we were reading..........yeah, reading.
 
No problem - at least when its an 18+ year old...

Kind of a problem when its someone underage and yet you can't help but read the butt.
 
Dillinger said:
Over the past few months I've seen more and more women - usually 18-19 year olds (maybe younger) - wear gym shorts with words on the butt. Usually its something like the name of their soccer team or something but... here's the thing:

Words are meant to be read, right? A bumper sticker on your car, a t-shirt, whatever.

So - isn't having words on your ass basically an invitation to stare at the ass in question?

Yeah, I would say so. Have fun looking.
 
I'd love to see fond of facial's butt, especially now that I know she's a woman. <chuckle>

But that's just me. I'm a perv like that.
 
islandman said:
I'd love to see fond of facial's butt, especially now that I know she's a woman. <chuckle>

But that's just me. I'm a perv like that.

I might be able to do something about that when I get my camera. ;) :kiss:
 
Dillinger said:
No problem - at least when its an 18+ year old...

Kind of a problem when its someone underage and yet you can't help but read the butt.

No one can read your mind which I'm sure is pefectly pure anyway. Just speed read and move on.:)
 
Dillinger said:
No problem - at least when its an 18+ year old...

Kind of a problem when its someone underage and yet you can't help but read the butt.

you're right, but there is an alarming amount of girls way under tha age of 18 that are wearing shorts or other clothes that say things that probably adults should only be wearing.

my 16 year old sister wanted me to buy her a t-shirt, sure I say, and then she shows me it says "hottie" across the front... :eek:
 
I don't have any gym shorts like that. But then again, I don't have a butt to stare at.

By the way, yes it is an invite to stare.
 
Dillinger said:
So - isn't having words on your ass basically an invitation to stare at the ass in question?
Yes. However, if the booty’s nice enough no words on it are necessary to draw attention to it.:devil:
 
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J.B. said:
Yes. However, if the booty’s nice enough no words on it are necessary to draw attention to it.:devil:

Oh absolutely. But my feeling is that anyone who has words on their butt should not complain when people look.
 
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Dillinger said:
Oh absolutely. But my feeling is that anyone who has words on their butt should not complain when people look.

Do they?
 
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Dillinger said:
Oh absolutely. But my feeling is that anyone who has words on their butt should not complain when people look.

Yup. If you're drawing attention to it you better expect men to look at it. Hell, if a guy was walking around with his pants around his knees you better believe I'd be looking. :devil:
 
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fond of facials said:
Yup. If you're drawing attention to it you better expect men to look at it. Hell, if a guy was walking around with his pants around his knees you better believe I'd be looking. :devil:

Oh - I do that all the time... especially around here.
 
Dillinger said:
Over the past few months I've seen more and more women - usually 18-19 year olds (maybe younger) - wear gym shorts with words on the butt. Usually its something like the name of their soccer team or something but... here's the thing:

Words are meant to be read, right? A bumper sticker on your car, a t-shirt, whatever.

So - isn't having words on your ass basically an invitation to stare at the ass in question?

Of course it's to be read, why else wear it! Same goes for t-shirts, I have one that says Delicious! ;)
 
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