Boner Killers

[Mo_Bandy]

If you dont respond fast enough to my dick pics

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Liberals.

So I guess conservatives make you hard then?

 

[JKL123]

When you're in the shower with your spouse and one of ther kids knock on the door and say "Sister Rita Kevin is on the phone"

 

[Oshkosh60]

There's an entire generation of Lit users now googling your answer as they weren't born yet......good one !

 

[LustyScribe]

Cigarette smoke (tobacco) and rudeness.

 

[English_Oak]

Your partner pausing to check you have done some mundane chore like putting the bins out!