Boebert: beginning of the end 🙂

[RoryN]

This little bit of societal cancer is not going to be around much longer. (At least, not as she has been.)

Boebert finishes fifth in straw poll of new district​

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) came in fifth place in a straw poll of voters in the district where the controversial congresswoman recently relocated and is trying to win reelection to the House.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4435329-boebert-colorado-district-straw-poll/

 

[DeluxAuto]

Fentanyl OD by the end of 2025.

 

[Lazaran]

This little bit of societal cancer is not going to be around much longer. (At least, not as she has been.)

Boebert finishes fifth in straw poll of new district​

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) came in fifth place in a straw poll of voters in the district where the controversial congresswoman recently relocated and is trying to win reelection to the House.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4435329-boebert-colorado-district-straw-poll/

Bye Bye Miss un-American Pie.

 

[jaF0]

Your next VP.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Give her some time. She can probably give a couple thousand hand jobs before election day

 

[LLCox]

Give her some time. She can probably give a couple thousand hand jobs before election day

She can jerk me off anytime.

 

[Bray123]

Politics will become just a bit more boring without her.

Never mind, we'll still have Matt Pizza-Gaetz, Marjorie Trailer Queen, Josh 'Chase me' Hawley and a few other entertainers on the bill.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

What's her OnlyFans handle gonna be?

 

[RoryN]

She can jerk me off anytime.

We already know how desperate you are.

Please stick to real news.

 

[YDB95]

Lest we forget, that straw poll was just that - a straw poll, not even close to being scientific.
Of course, with six out of the ten candidates in that district having been arrested at one time or another, whoever wins the GOP primary (and probably the general in that red district) will most likely be at least almost as trashy as she is.

 

[stxjimmy]

Lest we forget, that straw poll was just that - a straw poll, not even close to being scientific.
Of course, with six out of the ten candidates in that district having been arrested at one time or another, whoever wins the GOP primary (and probably the general in that red district) will most likely be at least almost as trashy as she is.

Interesting stat, would assume it’s a record.
And that 60% is higher than many a turnout.

 

[Bn2f]

Well it appears to me that the next up and coming Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann of the Republican Party has become the current Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann of the Republican Party.

 

[butters]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertain...1&cvid=eb051e26e45648b695183a1f3ac6c5f3&ei=91

and here she is, tossing around her ignorance of the Bible

"We know nothing pleases God except faith. It's not our works that please him."

the bible is filled with why someone should do 'good works and deeds' and how professed faith alone is not enough...it can even be responsible for creating the worst kinds of people. As an analogy, if we use 'knickers' as 'deeds' and the 'fur coat' as 'faith', you could say boebert's all fur coat and no knickers:

Boebert is making governmental decisions and voting based on her theology. Boebert has voted against baby formula, food security, the child tax credit, victims of toxic burns pits, and bills that would provide economic prosperity to those who need it. One could argue that Boebert’s theology on works impacts her legislation and well as her personal life.

yeah, she got that all kinds of messed up, and people were only too happy to let her know:

“literally the opposite of …what Jesus said.”

Jesus’ teaching in the gospel of Matthew that you will "know his followers by their fruits", that is, their works.

James 2:14-17 ...If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, and [you say] “Go in peace, be warmed and filled,” without giving them the things needed for the body, what good is that?...faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.

the Bible teaches in James that “faith without works is dead.”

Hebrews 13:16 saying "God is pleased when we do good works and share with others"

Titus 1:16 — They profess to know God, but they deny him by their works. They are detestable, disobedient, unfit for any good work.

"Serial killers welcome. As long as you believe."

guess she's about as familiar with the bible as trump is.

 

[Veroe]

With Ken buck retiring now rather than in November boebert is screwed, she'll probably have a year or so on the right wing speech circuit, but after that it's obscurity for her.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

With Ken buck retiring now rather than in November boebert is screwed, she'll probably have a year or so on the right wing speech circuit, but after that it's obscurity for her.

She can always do porn...she'll have a large following.

 

[Rotadom]

She can always do porn...she'll have a large following.

She's a legit GILF.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

 

[Bray123]

She might even go back to entertaining Senator Cruz.

To save you the bother of reading the entire thing, here's an extract from her book 'My American Life'.

I just hope that Ted Cruz doesn’t think I’m avoiding his messages, he can be very needy. I guess that once he took a bite of his ‘Petite Oignon’ he needed to have the entire sack. The think is, I need Ted as much as he needs me.

Ted was enchanted by my lack of knowledge and it’s probably why he so gracefully looked past my teeth the way I looked past his breath that smells like dill pickled chips, Crown Royal and cheese curds. You know me with my smile as bright as Donald Trump’s father’s sheets but when I first met Ted I still had what Jayson called his ‘old corn cob face-hole’… As much as he loved being just another guy, when I was brushing his Cuban werewolf back-hair with the mini Calgary Flames hockey stick he carries, he would tell me more and more about him. I may have been the one he calls his ‘Petite Oignon’ and sure, I did make him cry when he ‘finished’, and I did wear a lot of clothes to draw out the excitement but Ted was the one with the layers. So many that when the boys started finding random bags of Doritos on their doorstep, little did they know that their surprise cool Ranch Breakfast was actually a gift from a Texas Senator and their mom was the chip for seven-layers dip Cruz. It was like a fairy tale.

 

[RoryN]

What a shitshow...

"Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert reportedly got herself into hot water at a pre-Christmas Republican event in NYC, getting so drunk that she became unruly to the point where she was ordered to stop taking selfies with former President Donald Trump.

Boebert's embarrassing episode took place at the New York Young Republican Club's annual gala on December 9, 2023, according to CNN, citing attendees who witnessed the incident.

Waitstaff first told Boebert they wouldn't serve her any more alcohol after they noticed she was intoxicated inside Cipriani Wall Street, CNN said. A source told the network one waiter was spotted walking up to Boebert and informing her she had been "overserved."

Then Boebert (R-CO) went up to Trump at the table they shared and kept trying to pose for photos with the 45th prez, creating a scene, CNN reported. It got so bad that Trump's security detail allegedly moved in to tell Boebert to get lost and, presumably, she did."

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/06/lauren-boebert-drunk-donald-trump-selfies-christmas-party/

 

[RobDownSouth]

Boebert's high school shuns her.
Boebert talked about her high school career, about being a popular cheerleader as a senior until an ill-timed oopsie left a bun in her oven and forced her to drop out of school.
The problem: Boebert got preggo in 10th grade, not 12th, dropped out of school never to return, was never a cheerleader.

Reporters visited her alma mater, Rifle High School (Home of the BEARS) and found no indication or mention that Boebert had ever attended, even though she is by far the most famous attendee in school history.

School principal, teachers and school board members referred reporters to the school system's PR person, who simply said "we are proud of ALL of our graduates".

....Lauren Roberts Boebert never graduated.
Ouch.

 

[Sean Renaud]

The only downside to losing Bobert is that when it comes to these crazies is not all of them are idiots. I waffle back and forth on if Bobert is an idiot or a performer. If you've ever watched her speak she could give the Rock a run for his money on the mike. MTG is probably actually stupid. Either way what happens if the next person is actually competent?

For all the things I loathe about Trump I know that man doesn't have a rudder. Wind blows northerly he goes northerly and its THAT simple. What would we be dealing with if somehow, someway Pence had won?

 

[YDB95]

I waffle back and forth on if Bobert is an idiot or a performer. If you've ever watched her speak she could give the Rock a run for his money on the mike. MTG is probably actually stupid.

I take the opposite view. I think MTG is a lot smarter than she appears and just plays white trash because it sells with her voters, while Boebert is the genuine article.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You may be correct on that. I don't watch their every speech or anything. I just know watching Lauren marching around talking about 'we don't want your Fouci Ouchi yadda yadda WAS impressive especially comparison to nearly any politician I've ever seen.

 

[Lazaran]

I take the opposite view. I think MTG is a lot smarter than she appears and just plays white trash because it sells with her voters, while Boebert is the genuine article.

MTG is dumb as dirt.

Full stop.

See also:

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...taylor-greene-jimmy-kimmel-book-b2451604.html

 

[RobDownSouth]

So Donald J. Trump was overheard tonight talking to mega donor supporters about how tired he is of Lauren Boebert hanging around him and ...direct quote here "acting low class and everything"

(naturally, this was immediately shoehorned into Fox News heavy rotation)