Bob needs a new pick up line

[sirhugs]

Bob sits on his favourite stool at his favourite bar nursing his favourite drink. He tries his best lines on 4 or 5 women of various descriptions, getting shot down more colourfully each time. Finally, the got female bartender suggests he needs a new line.

where does it go from there (obviously, back to her place, but how so they get to that point?)

 

[DarkSollat]

The easiest way: she feels sorry for him and decides to reward him for trying.
But, back to her place? Why? She's in charge of closing the bar after all...

 

[Trubbycat]

She takes him into the stockroom and gives him the mercy fuck of his life, then finishes her shift.

 

[alohadave]

The bartender feels bad for him and talks him up to the women at the bar.

 

[DarkSollat]

A little alternative route. The bartender grows frustrated with him, and yells at him: "It's so simple! Here, let me show you." And then she proceed to seduce one of the client, ending briefly making out with her over the counter. Or maybe they give the lesbian show to all the guests? Nah, it's too much.

 

[DB71]

So a bar tender is watching this guy try to pick up this beautiful woman. After several minutes he returns to his seat near the opposite end of the bar. The bartender tells him, “You need a new pick up line.”

The man says, “That’s not it. We have too much in common.”

Bartender, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “We both like to eat pussy!”

 

[sirhugs]

A little alternative route. The bartender grows frustrated with him, and yells at him: "It's so simple! Here, let me show you." And then she proceed to seduce one of the client, ending briefly making out with her over the counter. Or maybe they give the lesbian show to all the guests? Nah, it's too much.

mot too much. I prefer the lesbian approach here.

 

[DarkSollat]

I meant the public show is too much, not the bartender seducing and kissing a woman.

Also, it could go further. Like, the man needs to be shown how to do oral/vaginal. Here, enter the bartender with a strapon.

 

[Trubbycat]

I meant the public show is too much, not the bartender seducing and kissing a woman.

Also, it could go further. Like, the man needs to be shown how to do oral/vaginal. Here, enter the bartender with a strapon.

Or the bartender is trans and gives him the real thing…

 

[DarkSollat]

Or the bartender is trans and gives him the real thing…

Completely not what I meant. I meant her showing him on a girl, not on him.

 

[Carnevil9]

Maybe the bartender agrees to roleplay with him so he can get good at practicing talking to women. Only he gets so good at it that she falls for him.

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Or, the guy can use the old frog trick. He gets a frog, keeps it on the bar in front of him. When a woman sits down and says, "what's with the frog?" he tells her, "This is a very special frog. This frog can eat pussy like a champ!"

The woman doesn't believe him, of course, but he insists it is true. So she takes him and the frog back to her place for a demonstration. She spreads her legs, the guy puts the frog near her pussy and tells it to go to town.

The frog does nothing. The guy keeps urging him, "Come on, froggy. You know you can do it." But no dice.

Finally, the guy says, "Okay, frog. This is the LAST time I'm going to show you....."

 

[DarkSollat]

Or, the guy can use the old frog trick. He gets a frog, keeps it on the bar in front of him. When a woman sits down and says, "what's with the frog?" he tells her, "This is a very special frog. This frog can eat pussy like a champ!"

The woman doesn't believe him, of course, but he insists it is true. So she takes him and the frog back to her place for a demonstration. She spreads her legs, the guy puts the frog near her pussy and tells it to go to town.

The frog does nothing. The guy keeps urging him, "Come on, froggy. You know you can do it." But no dice.

Finally, the guy says, "Okay, frog. This is the LAST time I'm going to show you....."

Hahahaha! Hilarious!

Maybe the bartender agrees to roleplay with him so he can get good at practicing talking to women. Only he gets so good at it that she falls for him.

What a great idea!