Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

[KalIsBack]

I think I can be made directly responsible for every perversion of the original theme of every thread started that I contribute in.

Hardly an exclusive title, mate. I was doing that... before you were born!!!!

 

[hatlover123]

I'm going to sic the Queen on you.

She is still recovering from vicious lemur bites to her ankles.

 

[luvthedesserts]

It's called GigantorCOCKism

Nope. They call it elephantitis of the balls. I saw a documentary about it on the movie Johnny Dangerously. I wish that on no man.

http://www.primehealthchannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Elephantitis-balls.jpg

 

[hatlover123]

Hardly an exclusive title, mate. I was doing that... before you were born!!!!

Oh I don't claim to be the originator or any exclusivity. I just know that I always wander a thread down the unbeaten path.

 

[KalIsBack]

Oh I don't claim to be the originator or any exclusivity. I just know that I always wander a thread down the unbeaten path.

It's often more fun than the thread's original path, I think. Usually more interesting, if it isn't also too much fun.

 

[Ellafun]

I wonder if Father Time has to use Viagra or if he can just keep going and going...otherwise, Mother Nature might have to do the Energizer Bunny.

 

[hatlover123]

Nope. They call it elephantitis of the balls. I saw a documentary about it on the movie Johnny Dangerously. I wish that on no man.

http://www.primehealthchannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Elephantitis-balls.jpg

Mine is penile organ related, not scrotal in nature.

Different sets of freakinhuge-isms at play here.

 

[jack80]

think of the in-seams for the pants!

 

[photograph]

And, I'm just going to wander away from this thread now.

 

[hatlover123]

Am I the only one that thought it funny that the guys in the foreground are sitting on their own balls like a beanbag chair?

 

[KalIsBack]

And, I'm just going to wander away from this thread now.

If you hang around men long enough, you will realise that every discussion will, at some point, invariably devolve into a qualitative comparison of genitalia.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Am I the only one that thought it funny that the guys in the foreground are sitting on their own balls like a beanbag chair?

Imagine the relay races and having to do the wheelbarrow.

 

[jack80]

Am I the only one that thought it funny that the guys in the foreground are sitting on their own balls like a beanbag chair?

At least they can always have a place to sit down... oh the blue balls jokes... I wish I was witty enough to come up with them.

 

[hatlover123]

Imagine the relay races and having to do the wheelbarrow.

I imagine the outhouse procedure on a #2 would be awkward.

And their soccer team can't be very good. But would never be run out on regulation sized FIFA world cup soccer balls.

 

[photograph]

If you hang around men long enough, you will realise that every discussion will, at some point, invariably devolve into a qualitative comparison of genitalia.

I knew that already, growing up with several male cousins.

 

[luvthedesserts]

They could sue for patent infringement.

http://www.itrush.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/retro-spacehoppers.jpg

 

[hatlover123]

At least they can always have a place to sit down... oh the blue balls jokes... I wish I was witty enough to come up with them.

More like brown balls since they would get covered in a lot of dust being kicked up by the bushmen.

 

[KalIsBack]

I wonder if women ever have these conversations about breasts?

 

[photograph]

I wonder if women ever have these conversations about breasts?

I've had conversations about my breasts with other women. Nipple size, shape, color, etc.

 

[Ellafun]

I've had conversations about my breasts with other women. Nipple size, shape, color, etc.

Don't encourage them, woman!

 

[jack80]

Brown balls, nipple sizes...

This thread has degraded! And I love it!

 

[hatlover123]

Don't encourage them, woman!

Too late...already encouraged!!

 

[hatlover123]

I've had conversations about my breasts with other women. Nipple size, shape, color, etc.

Please....go on.

You were talking about nipples sizes....

 

[photograph]

Don't encourage them, woman!

*snort*

They are just boobs.

 

[jack80]

yes but boobs hold power over us weak-willed men