cowslinger64
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LMFAO
Not quite that hysterical
It was funny for about ten seconds..after that, not so much.
btw...you said hysterical.
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LMFAO
Not quite that hysterical
It was funny for about ten seconds..after that, not so much.
btw...you said hysterical.

lol.. Been there!!!Yeah, should have taken that twitching tail as an indicator. Little bitch just shredded my hand.

lol.. Been there!!!
*handing you the box of bandaids*
I think she wants you to share...I was just sitting here eating my fruit Mentos!! I swear, I wasn't even messing with her.
My hands will never heal!
Thank you for the bandaids. I might need more.![]()
I think she wants you to share...
Wouldn't you just love to know what is going on in their heads? A scary place....
I am pretty sure with this one it's profanity-laced and very predator focused. She's a fighter. On my tom cat though, definitely more "duhhhh, feeeedmeeeeee I have to beeeee close to youuuuuuuu". He's the simpleton of the family.
I'm waiting for my peanut butter cookies...and I will have the cats attack you more and more ferociously, the longer I have to wait.
jus sayin...
She weighs 7 pounds. I'm pretty sure I can take her. Your threats mean NOTHING to me!
Ok, ok ouch! I'll go make your damn cookies.
chop chop! don't make me get the paddle!
...
Umm.
Was that meant to speed me up or guarantee that I'll dawdle?
oops...forgot who I was talking to.
Do I even WANT to know what that means?
you know what it means...don't play dumb or innocent..
you know what it means...don't play dumb or innocent..
I will have you know I can pull off innocent. A plaid skirt, pigtails and rosy cheeks. Geesh. Oh ye of little faith.
you know as well as I, that there is no innocence involved in that outfit...this isn't my first day..![]()
you know as well as I, that there is no innocence involved in that outfit...this isn't my first day..![]()
Nor is it my first rodeo. Oh and I made cookies. Peanut butter for you, oatmeal chocolate chips for my monsters. See! I'm nice and shit!
lol....nice to see you can follow orders.
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