Blurting it out....Playground style

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gonna find out tonight if going back to bartend part time is a good idea.. Haven't been in a bar on a monday in a while, we'll see if I'm still young enough.. Go bulldogs
 
Confucius say: Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts. :D
 
You know what people? I just want to apologize to you fine folks for anything I might of said that offended anyone!!. You know sometimes I can get a little steamed in my boots, and I am a natural combat assailant! But I think sometimes I go a little over the top and its not be design if ya understand my mind.

Back home in Kansas, we have an old saying... When you're out hunting jacks, don't pull the trigger till the jack stares ya down. Now if you've ever hunted jacks, y'all know what it means, but to keep to the point. I feel I may be a bit guilty of rubbin some folks up the wrong way.

So Cowpat? You and I got no beef man. So lets just cool it and crack open a case? Whadya say?

To Kitkat, I like black folks fine, so don't worry about nothin, this dude aint a racist nor homophobe neither.

To Peaches, I am dead sure yo as intelligent as you is sexy, so go college girl and I'm sure you aint gonna end up working at Mickey D's neither.

To yohoho and a bottle o'rum Geronimo?.... Yes yo ass is good, just keep it real thats all buddy. Hey you and I ought to try hunting wilkees on the plain sometime, yeah I have feelin thats right up yo street.



But to Daddy Brett---- you do need to remove your offensive material from this site before it unduly influences anyone. Remember god will judge you.

Now is there anyone else feels they need an apology?
 
Hmmmm... Daddy Westboros feeling a bit philosophical today..

Yes yes, they all want daddy westboro dead, but truly he exists on many planes at once. One side is like a combat marine, take on anything and anyone. But old Westboro is able to see things as well. He can see the motivations behind people and it makes him sad!

The other day Daddy Westboro walked along the seafront and mused upon the wretchedness of our condition. Always to be looking to the future but never the mind on the present. Always to be working for some goal, but never to catch the wonder of the now. Daddy Westboro stared at the folks lying out catching the sun and at the waves rolling in quietly level upon level of white crest. And on the water there were the kite surfers practicing their jumps. Further out still the fishing boats, and further yet, a massive oil tanker off unto the far reaches of the earth. A symphony of perfection, many different paths crossed but always in motion away. Westboro was able to observe this crossing for just an instant and then it was gone, for he was caught on his own path that will take us, as it does all, away and to new destiny.

Can a person ever know another? Or are we all trapped on our paths forever diverging and yet never converging. In truth to be conscious is to be sad. To be conscious is to be lonely. Westboro bleakly stared out at sea and wondered where he was in the scheme of life. Was he the child making a sand castle, was he the kite surfer perfecting his craft, was he the fishing boat working for his family, or was he the oil tanker en route to the ends of the horizon?

All merges into all. How to grasp just one moment of it all? How to freeze time forever at one point? Daddy westboro turned his back from the site and moved on.

"For my life had passed, and my face was as death..."

To all those who wish to grasp the moment... Westboro doth salute!
 
Maybe not for you...but it is for me...***** is what I make it to be..now walk to the edge of the cliff...take one more step and jump....see those rocks at the bottom? Go splatter yourself nicely all over it, m'kay? Pwetty please? Thanks.
 
Well y'all you can all thank me for something! I think as a result of my efforts, Peachey and Cowpat are starting to get to know eachother!

Don't ask me how I know...

Anyway I can feel a romancing in the air. I think Peachy's gonna get swept off her feet by the good ol ways of West Virginia. Why Peachey could become a Virginian milkmaid! Now wouldn't that be a sight for sore!

Just Peachey? Try not to use too much irony and jokes, cause Americans don't get that kind of Brit stuff most the time. They liable to get hurt feelings.
 
That list sounds eerily familiar. Is it from the standard playbook? Or are those just the words you know how to spell?
 
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