Blurting it out....Playground style

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BAD PM’s

God, Lord! Your AV makes my dick hard!!!!
I love your pics!!!! chat on yahoo? I am XXXXX there
I get hot just seeing you here on Lit. What do I do?
God that panty hose pic is HOT! God, I"m ready to do you doggy right now!

Those PM’s above will get an IGNORE from me or a link to this post

GOOD PM’s


Hey Pretty Eyes! Your pictures are absolutely gorgeous...you have a very beautiful and vivacious figure....
hiya Aphrodite - love the pic - you are a very sexy girl, & I love the story Maryland Getaway. very sexy & erotic
{BTW references to my stories are ALWAYS a good thing}
enjoyed your profile very much...also the pics...very nice

Short…sweet… and to the point…

GUYS Please take note!

I don’t really fucking care how hard your dick is getting seeing my pics – if you want to get an ignore and not get to know me then fine, send those first kind of emails… if however you want a nice reply of “Thank you so much for your kind words” and to possibly get to know me better then follow these simple steps

#1 = Compliments that are sweet are great, ones that are rude are gross
#2 = Do NOT give me your yahoo ID {or any other messenger service} right off the bat
#3 = Get to know me in the threads… goodness knows I am ALL over the Playground – strike up a conversation in one of them – and yes you can even have a conversation in the game threads but please do follow the rules of the thread – those men to me are PRICELESS
#4 = Change your AV so that I don’t have an “in my face” dick pic – Good Gravy! I’ve seen every length, size, shape and color! Yours is NOT going to attract my attention any more than the next guy – Cover it up, tease me a little, get me intrigued … an ass shot ALWAYS gets my attention in an AV. A majority of women {99.9 % of us} like to be teased and pleased… not just fucked.
#5 = BE RESPECTFUL – in threads and in PM’s – cocky statements like “I will rock your world” will definitely get you a :rolleyes: and an ignore – Truth be told only ONE man in the last three years has rocked my world…. His wife is an extremely lucky woman ;)

OK… just my three cents {inflation ya know}… now back to your normal Friday Frolicking!




nice shoes wanna fuck?:D
 
Man, people are pissing me off right and left today. My iggy list is growing by leaps and bounds.
 
What part of 'No, Thank you, I'm not interested in your insurance offer' do you NOT understand????

FUCKING TELEMARKETERS!! 16 calls from these people!! :mad:
 
my state has a do not call list...very effective.....:cool:

I'm on the do not call list....or at least I thought I was! The name of my mortgage bank came up on caller ID, so like a dumbass I picked it up after so many calls. :mad:

*goes off to find the 'do not call' site*

:rose:
 
BAD PM’s

God, Lord! Your AV makes my dick hard!!!!
I love your pics!!!! chat on yahoo? I am XXXXX there
I get hot just seeing you here on Lit. What do I do?
God that panty hose pic is HOT! God, I"m ready to do you doggy right now!

Those PM’s above will get an IGNORE from me or a link to this post

GOOD PM’s


Hey Pretty Eyes! Your pictures are absolutely gorgeous...you have a very beautiful and vivacious figure....
hiya Aphrodite - love the pic - you are a very sexy girl, & I love the story Maryland Getaway. very sexy & erotic
{BTW references to my stories are ALWAYS a good thing}
enjoyed your profile very much...also the pics...very nice

Short…sweet… and to the point…

GUYS Please take note!

I don’t really fucking care how hard your dick is getting seeing my pics – if you want to get an ignore and not get to know me then fine, send those first kind of emails… if however you want a nice reply of “Thank you so much for your kind words” and to possibly get to know me better then follow these simple steps

#1 = Compliments that are sweet are great, ones that are rude are gross
#2 = Do NOT give me your yahoo ID {or any other messenger service} right off the bat
#3 = Get to know me in the threads… goodness knows I am ALL over the Playground – strike up a conversation in one of them – and yes you can even have a conversation in the game threads but please do follow the rules of the thread – those men to me are PRICELESS
#4 = Change your AV so that I don’t have an “in my face” dick pic – Good Gravy! I’ve seen every length, size, shape and color! Yours is NOT going to attract my attention any more than the next guy – Cover it up, tease me a little, get me intrigued … an ass shot ALWAYS gets my attention in an AV. A majority of women {99.9 % of us} like to be teased and pleased… not just fucked.
#5 = BE RESPECTFUL – in threads and in PM’s – cocky statements like “I will rock your world” will definitely get you a :rolleyes: and an ignore – Truth be told only ONE man in the last three years has rocked my world…. His wife is an extremely lucky woman ;)

OK… just my three cents {inflation ya know}… now back to your normal Friday Frolicking!

Dear god , I love this woman more and more every day.

I think she read my mind with some of the stuff that has bugged me around here.

Men who send PM's with nothing in their profile? Ignore.
Telling me you want to fuck me? .. IGNORE.

Give me time. I'll give you more....
 
BAD PM’s

God, Lord! Your AV makes my dick hard!!!!
I love your pics!!!! chat on yahoo? I am XXXXX there
I get hot just seeing you here on Lit. What do I do?
God that panty hose pic is HOT! God, I"m ready to do you doggy right now!

Those PM’s above will get an IGNORE from me or a link to this post

GOOD PM’s


Hey Pretty Eyes! Your pictures are absolutely gorgeous...you have a very beautiful and vivacious figure....
hiya Aphrodite - love the pic - you are a very sexy girl, & I love the story Maryland Getaway. very sexy & erotic
{BTW references to my stories are ALWAYS a good thing}
enjoyed your profile very much...also the pics...very nice

Short…sweet… and to the point…

GUYS Please take note!

I don’t really fucking care how hard your dick is getting seeing my pics – if you want to get an ignore and not get to know me then fine, send those first kind of emails… if however you want a nice reply of “Thank you so much for your kind words” and to possibly get to know me better then follow these simple steps

#1 = Compliments that are sweet are great, ones that are rude are gross
#2 = Do NOT give me your yahoo ID {or any other messenger service} right off the bat
#3 = Get to know me in the threads… goodness knows I am ALL over the Playground – strike up a conversation in one of them – and yes you can even have a conversation in the game threads but please do follow the rules of the thread – those men to me are PRICELESS
#4 = Change your AV so that I don’t have an “in my face” dick pic – Good Gravy! I’ve seen every length, size, shape and color! Yours is NOT going to attract my attention any more than the next guy – Cover it up, tease me a little, get me intrigued … an ass shot ALWAYS gets my attention in an AV. A majority of women {99.9 % of us} like to be teased and pleased… not just fucked.
#5 = BE RESPECTFUL – in threads and in PM’s – cocky statements like “I will rock your world” will definitely get you a :rolleyes: and an ignore – Truth be told only ONE man in the last three years has rocked my world…. His wife is an extremely lucky woman ;)

OK… just my three cents {inflation ya know}… now back to your normal Friday Frolicking!

Welcome to Lit! ;)
 
:eek:

O.k. Just calm the hell down and have a Tequila ... NooooooOOoo ... why are you dancing, gawd dammit ... quit ... don't you know wh .. wher .. wha ...

O.k. I give you my permission to continue. :cool:

I'm way ahead of ya there ... now was that three tequila, four tequila, six tequila floor?

Show me yours n I'll show you mine. :cool:
 
It is in the mail and possibly on the way to it's destination :D

hmmm... I popped in here to blurt, "where to post?"
meaning, about this morning's activities.... however, your post kind of sidetracked me. :D

I can't wait to get them. :devil::heart:
 
I'm way ahead of ya there ... now was that three tequila, four tequila, six tequila floor?

Show me yours n I'll show you mine. :cool:


Well ... O.k ...

~ But as to why a gal like you would want to see a floor (that I borrowed off the Interweb) beats the hell out of me. :confused:

But, fair is fair. I've shown you what could be mine, so you must show me your ... Google home page!!

~ Yes, I know I'm taking you to your limits, but that's just the kind of guy I am. :cool:
 
Well ... O.k ...

~ But as to why a gal like you would want to see a floor (that I borrowed off the Interweb) beats the hell out of me. :confused:

But, fair is fair. I've shown you what could be mine, so you must show me your ... Google home page!!

~ Yes, I know I'm taking you to your limits, but that's just the kind of guy I am. :cool:

But ... but ... but ... that's priiiiiiiiiiiiiiivate!
 
Muhahahahahahahahha ... see how I reveal your secret Yahoo address of "IWANTTEQELHIM@yahoo.co.us to totally humiliate you?

~ Yes, I am that bad. :cattail:

Oh hell. Now I'm gonna get those "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" Im's!
 
I'm in need of some serious bend-me-over-the-side-of-the-bed, spank-my-ass, grab-hold-of-my-hips-with-one-hand-and-my-hair-with-the-other-hand, and thrust-hard-and-deep sex.
 
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