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Okay. So I realise this is a.............. sexual forum. In some way or another we're all here for a little naughtiness. A little sparkle, a shine in our eyes and a little spring in our step.

But is that really a reason to be blatant. Guys, really. Okay, some women do find that sort of thing attractive. But I think very few. Subtle is not some sort of kinky BDSM thing. And Tact isnt something to do with strategy. Oh and Flirting isnt something you find in dressmaking either :rolleyes:

truthfully, sometimes I look at guys and just cringe, embarrased. You might be a dick, but that doesnt mean I want to be labled as one just because I've got one too :rolleyes:
 
Why the hell does my brain insist on thinking about stupid things at this time of night...it's nearly 2am and I need some sleep!! :mad:

I shut the computer down over an hour ago...yet I'm still wide awake so I came back here to see if it'll help switch off my brain...either that or I need to find some sheep to count :eek: :rolleyes:
 
lexielou2 said:
Why the hell does my brain insist on thinking about stupid things at this time of night...it's nearly 2am and I need some sleep!! :mad:

I shut the computer down over an hour ago...yet I'm still wide awake so I came back here to see if it'll help switch off my brain...either that or I need to find some sheep to count :eek: :rolleyes:
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Oh Lexi, I know how you feel sweetie....................*sending the sleep sheep to you* :) :kiss:
 
This could also be a smile, but define irony... well in my case its having a co worker show me pictures of his new dog, only to have my curious self cycle through the rest of his pictures to see the rest of the dog pics. All this is innocent enough until I see his other pics. People should really be more careful with there homemade porn. :eek:

(It would have been a non event had I not gasped from surprise when I saw his cock pop up on the screen. I would have been happy had it been his wife.) :eek:

LMAO
 
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VaGentleOne said:
This could also be a smile, but define irony... well in my case its having a co worker show me pictures of his new dog, only to have my curious self cycle through the rest of his pictures to see the rest of the dog pics. All this is innocent enough until I see his other pics. People should really be more careful with there homemade porn. :eek:

(It would have been a non event had I not gasped from surprise when I saw his cock pop up on the screen. I would have been happy had it boon his wife.) :eek:

LMAO
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bwahahahahahaha! bet he was embarassed

hi sweetie~~
 
VaGentleOne said:
I think he did realize after the fact. I had went back to the pic of little pooch. Key, act as if you have seen nothing.... :eek:
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omg. what if he doesn't know! you should say something before he shows someone else in the office....(hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, or should you):devil:


*hugs and kisses* my wonderful friend:kiss:
 
I have been waiting all day to talk to *points* YOU!! Where are you? :(

and yes, this time it is about YOU * points harder* .. LOL
 
VaGentleOne said:
This could also be a smile, but define irony... well in my case its having a co worker show me pictures of his new dog, only to have my curious self cycle through the rest of his pictures to see the rest of the dog pics. All this is innocent enough until I see his other pics. People should really be more careful with there homemade porn. :eek:

(It would have been a non event had I not gasped from surprise when I saw his cock pop up on the screen. I would have been happy had it boon his wife.) :eek:

LMAO
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This made me giggle....my biggest fear!
 
Bad vs Good

If you were directed here from a response to a PM you sent... whether it was your first or third or eightieth... you still need to get a clue.... read below

BAD PM’s

God, Lord! Your AV makes my dick hard!!!!
I love your pics!!!! chat on yahoo? I am XXXXX there
I get hot just seeing you here on Lit. What do I do?
God that panty hose pic is HOT! God, I"m ready to do you doggy right now!

Those PM’s above will get an IGNORE from me or a link to this post

GOOD PM’s

Hey Pretty Eyes! Your pictures are absolutely gorgeous...you have a very beautiful and vivacious figure....
hiya Aphrodite - love the pic - you are a very sexy girl, & I love the story Maryland Getaway. very sexy & erotic
{BTW references to my stories are ALWAYS a good thing}
enjoyed your profile very much...also the pics...very nice

Short…sweet… and to the point…

GUYS Please take note!

I don’t really fucking care how hard your dick is getting seeing my pics – if you want to get an ignore and not get to know me then fine, send those first kind of emails… if however you want a nice reply of “Thank you so much for your kind words” and to possibly get to know me better then follow these simple steps

#1 = Compliments that are sweet are great, ones that are rude are gross
#2 = Do NOT give me your yahoo ID {or any other messenger service} right off the bat
#3 = Get to know me in the threads… goodness knows I am ALL over the Playground – strike up a conversation in one of them – and yes you can even have a conversation in the game threads but please do follow the rules of the thread – those men to me are PRICELESS
#4 = Change your AV so that I don’t have an “in my face” dick pic – Good Gravy! I’ve seen every length, size, shape and color! Yours is NOT going to attract my attention any more than the next guy – Cover it up, tease me a little, get me intrigued … an ass shot ALWAYS gets my attention in an AV. A majority of women {99.9 % of us} like to be teased and pleased… not just fucked.
#5 = BE RESPECTFUL – in threads and in PM’s – cocky statements like “I will rock your world” will definitely get you a :rolleyes: and an ignore – Truth be told only ONE man in the last three years has rocked my world…. His wife is an extremely lucky woman ;) (ok make that two now ;))

OK… just my three cents {inflation ya know}… now back to your normal Friday Frolicking!
 
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I can't help it... I'm worried about you. I hope you are alright... even a line would be more than enough...

:eek:


:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Eve blurting
from the garden of eden

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc...she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see... where did I put that useless boob?" Now, . . . doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
 
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