Blurting it out....Playground style

[throughfiction]

When she comes over, I expect an apology.
And possibly a blowjob.

 

[laelaai]

When she comes over, I expect an apology.
And possibly a blowjob.

Well hopefully you'll get one or the other.
Couldn't an apology take the form of a blowjob, though?

 

[throughfiction]

Well hopefully you'll get one or the other.
Couldn't an apology take the form of a blowjob, though?

Oh yes, if she does that, i'll forgive her for anything and everything she'll ever do.

I'd rather not talk about what she did, but if she got on her knees for me, that would be the end of it.

 

[AboutFace]

Ya know... why do I bother? Really now? This is just a constant frustration - and all you care about is you. Know what? I'm important too... and if you can't see it - go to hell.

 

[sasebrats]

Where's the fuckin' leash? Dammit I hate it when it's not where I put it!

 

[OzoneRed]

Where's the fuckin' leash? Dammit I hate it when it's not where I put it!

* imagination runs wild *

 

[Morrigu]

Assumptions. Rarely correct but always saying something about the person making them.

 

[Essa]

Sorry....I just assumed

 

[elizabeth22673]

very much NON Lit

must be really fucking nice to have the ability to hang someone out to dry that really needs some tenderness and caring....or at the least a friendly ear...thing is..you know that i would fucking bend over backwards to make you feel better and....so...something is wrong with this picture.

 

[Gracie29]

Shut up!!

 

[Kylan]

Oh, Rhett! Please, don't go! You can't leave me! Please! I'll never forgive you!

~ Can't think why that popped into my head

 

[Gracie29]

You know what one of my favorite scenes in that movie is? Back at Tara when a yankee is tryin' to steal from the O'Hara's . . . Scarlet takes a pistol and just shoots him right between the eyes.

Can't think why that's my favorite

 

[asian_princess]

And somewhere, out in the cyber ether, in a secret little IM window, someone is being called a bastard.

In fact, make that, "BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

Can't imagine why.

 

[Gracie29]

*glare*

Can't imagine why I'm doin' that right now

 

[asian_princess]

*glare*

Can't imagine why I'm doin' that right now

That's too bad.

Want me to give you a reason?

 

[Gracie29]

That's too bad.

Want me to give you a reason?

Bitchardo, you've been givin' me reasons to glare. Like sidin' with Momma on the nuclear power plant issue.

 

[asian_princess]

Bitchardo, you've been givin' me reasons to glare. Like sidin' with Momma on the nuclear power plant issue.

Dude, I SO did not!!!! I have no issues with you blowing up half the continent of America.

Most of the shoes I like are made in Europe anyway

 

[Gracie29]

Dude, I SO did not!!!! I have no issues with you blowing up half the continent of America.

Most of the shoes I like are made in Europe anyway

Dude, you TOTALLY did. When you found out I was hungover. And I wasn't gonna blow it up . . . they had a visitor's center . . . I figured there might be a gift shop there

 

[asian_princess]

Dude, you TOTALLY did. When you found out I was hungover. And I wasn't gonna blow it up . . . they had a visitor's center . . . I figured there might be a gift shop there

I was pissed because you'd gotten drunk without me.

And now i'm pissed cos I want me a nuclear waste snowglobe.

 

[Gracie29]

I was pissed because you'd gotten drunk without me.

And now i'm pissed cos I want me a nuclear waste snowglobe.

Maybe next time you'll think about that before you side with someone other than me

Oy! I didn't MEAN to get drunk without you. It just kinda accidentally happened. And dude, you were totally there - my cell was with me!

 

[asian_princess]

Maybe next time you'll think about that before you side with someone other than me

Oy! I didn't MEAN to get drunk without you. It just kinda accidentally happened. And dude, you were totally there - my cell was with me!

and the snowglobe?!?!

 

[Gracie29]

and the snowglobe?!?!

*blinks* If you hadn't gone against me it would be on its way to you now.

 

[Kylan]

Gees, I thought this was a blurt thread!!

~ Not a conv ... converst ... conversationa ... place where people talk

 

[Becca007]

Gees, I thought this was a blurt thread!!

~ Not a conv ... converst ... conversationa ... place where people talk

Lmao!
That last line cracked me up!

 

[Kylan]

Lmao!
That last line cracked me up!

Hi, Becca007, charmed, I'm sure.


Yes, I should really apologise for hijck ... hijicking ... hijackin ... interrupting a thread, but seeing as I like flig ... flagen ... floggin ... whipping a good line, I shall cunt ... continue.