Blurting it out....Playground style

[asian_princess]

~ Ahem.

All these places and many many other places that are of the opinion that I see women I am just sure want to be grabbed by the hair and have their nipples pinched or their cunt lips pulled or something, have ever such an unseemly and outdated social structural idea of one (one being me) that may well involve an aftershock seen not outside China which does not allow such things and fantasies to run wild, even at the movies.

~Even at Harry Potter.

And yet, this chain of social politeness that binds us as surely as a urinal in the men's restroom at a truckstop is wrong

~ It's unfair I say.

Amen...er, ahem.

Contrary to popular belief (vox populi being... mine), one (again, me... not you this time, maybe the next) does not like having her nipples pinched or cunt lips pulled by one (yes, that's you). In fact, it should be common knowledge that one (now not just me, but all women) would wish that such an earth shattering event, be commited by many (you, as one, may be included).

And I imagine that it is this thought, and not that of an antiquated pecking order, that binds us all to one another, as surely as the keys are on your keyboard.

Correct, or not?

You tell me, you know the one true way.

No one ever said two wrongs don't make a left.

 

[Essa]

One Man and two teenagers chatting about and demonstrating straight razors right at this very moment

Anyone got a spare room for the night?

 

[chunu]

Being at work today better than being at home. Have to focus the mind at work, too easy to dwell on things at home... ick

 

[asian_princess]

My friend's girlfriend is in my kitchen and looking into my simmering pot of zucchini soup.

Make her go away.

Ah!

AH! She's getting a spoon!!

Get her out of there!!

OMG she just seasoned it.

*sends her death rays*

Die broth spoiling cook bitch, die!!!

Ew.

I hope she didn't dip that spoon back in.

Girl germies. Ew.

Ugh, my friend is smiling at me lovesickly, lets send him death rays, too.

Okay, now he's laughing.

*note to self* practise death ray sendingness.

Oh...he's getting up, walking around...oh! trying to lokewbj v

^ me closing monitor on my laptop while still typing.

I hate dinner guests.

Ugh, they've gone out to the car to get something, why do they BOTH need to go, why can't SHE go and drive home and leave him here so I can bitch about our other friends with him, she doesn't need to see me like that yet, Soup Killler.

Oh they're back.

Ooooh they brought my favourite wine.

I luffs dinner guests

 

[Horns_Hold_the_Halo]

*heavy sigh* it figures...

 

[smotherman]

Gas prices just hit $4.00.

 

[koalabear]

blurtblurtblurt

 

[IrishSprite]

Multiples ..........

if ignorance is bliss then there are alot of VERY happy people around.




trying to appear intelligent when only proving how ignorant you are amuses me




Friendships are based many things , not based on whom you chose to follow or who you feel you must impress

 

[koalabear]

*hands her a .45.........*

 

[Curious_Fem]

3.5 days off from work is a wonderful thing.

Hearing from old friends after a long abscence is even better.

 

[hdlynnette]

if ignorance is bliss then there are alot of VERY happy people around.




trying to appear intelligent when only proving how ignorant you are amuses me




Friendships are based many things , not based on whom you chose to follow or who you feel you must impress

Amen Sister....preach on!!!

 

[koalabear]

Amen Sister....preach on!!!

*hands her a .45 too*.......

 

[hdlynnette]

*hands her a .45 too*.......

*Looks at that AV and cringes*

OUCH!!!

 

[asian_princess]

*streaks though yellling at the top of my lungs*

Breezey!!

*searches frantically*

Where's Breezeybutt?!

*Looks behind the doors and under the bed (cos she's sneaky)*

BREEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!

I need heeeeeeeeeeeelppppppppppppp!!

​

*dashes out freaking out, continuing on my search for Breezey*

 

[Bacigalupo]

I doubt your sincerity.

 

[IrishSprite]

*hands her a .45.........*

Thanks KB , Did you see where I left my "list " ?

 

[IrishSprite]

We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph:
Tried everything twice...loved it both times!



2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches)

3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!


4. Enjoy the simple things.


5. Laugh often, long and loud.
Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.






6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.



7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants,hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.




8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.


9. Don't take guilt trips.

Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.






10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

I love you, my special friend.




11. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second time.



And if you don't send this to at least 4 people - who cares?
But do share this with someone.
Lost time can never be found. Be kinder than necessary, for
everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Now go and have a great first day of the rest of your life.

 

[koalabear]

Thanks KB , Did you see where I left my "list " ?

sorry I was cleaning my gun.......

 

[IrishSprite]

sorry I was cleaning my gun.......

No worries, I am sure I will find it

 

[koalabear]

No worries, I am sure I will find it

indiscriminate shooting always gets the bigger headlines..........

 

[IrishSprite]

A refresher course--who knew?

"I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do. Probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told
him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I was impressed! WD-40-- who knew?"

Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was
created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water
displacement' compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation; thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you...'It is made from fish oil.'

When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. Then try it on your stovetop. It is now shinier than it has ever been before.

1) Protects silver from tarnishing.
2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4) Gives floors that "just-waxed" sheen without making it slippery.
5) Keeps flies off cows!
6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7) Removes lipstick stains.
8) Loosens stubborn zippers.
9) Untangles jewelry chains.
10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14) Keeps glass shower doors free of waterspots.
15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car. Removed quickly, with WD-40!
20) Gives a children's play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21) Lubricates gear shift on lawn mowers.
22) Rids kids' rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain .
37) Florida 's favorite use: 'cleans and removes Love Bugs from grills and bumpers.'
38) Protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time.
40) Fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42) If you've washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and re-wash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!
43) If you spray WD-40 on the distributor cap, it will displace the moisture and allow the car to start.

Keep a can of WD-40 in your kitchen cabinet over the stove. It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn. It takes the burned feeling away and heals with NO scarring.

Remember, the basic ingredient is FISH OIL!

 

[sweetgypsy]

Things that make you go "hmmmm"

 

[mrtnmoon]

Things that make you go "hmmmm"

your post, for me.

 

[sweetgypsy]

your post, for me.

No baby meant that for something else.
For you it would be mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........oh yesssssssss!!!

 

[Horns_Hold_the_Halo]

fantastic!...a miss of mere minutes and now I get to go to bed wondering...fuck!