elizabeth22673
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it was snowing here today
like a blizzard
like a blizzardBlurting it out....Playground style
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....I have chefs of your caliper make my big mac's all the time...hope you don't expect a tip....
....remember, the coffee machine requires a filter...
cyikac1986
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rember, if I offer you as almond flavored coffee, it's amaretto, yeah that's the ticket....no cyanide in the sugar here
DirtyLilMind
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When the time comes, I am going to be rolling on the floor with laughter. 
rember, if I offer you as almond flavored coffee, it's amaretto, yeah that's the ticket....no cyanide in the sugar here
...when you learn how to make coffee, I'll be worried....until then, see if you can do toast....<remember, butter only one side this time>
cyikac1986
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and I suppose you want jelly with that. Shall I havest and process the grapes as well?
mrtnmoon
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it was snowing here today
holy crap! someone needs to be reminded may is almost here. lol.
...let's not tax your pea-sized mind...unscrewing a jelly jar is for advanced chef's....you just don't cut yourself with that butter knife...
<hint.....the flat part is what you spread the butter with....the fat part is the handle>
cyikac1986
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Wait a minute, I thought the only the fat part was your head. I think I can negotiate a Smuckers jar thank you.
...well if you can spell Smucker's, then you can read the directions on how to open the jar....I see a bright and happy future for you in the kitchen...
...but coffee needs to be left for someone with a higher IQ....say of 4...
cyikac1986
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...well if you can spell Smucker's, then you can read the directions on how to open the jar....I see a bright and happy future for you in the kitchen...
...but coffee needs to be left for someone with a higher IQ....say of 4...
Actually I hire someone to make the coffee...so I guess must be a 5
....pity you were born a male....that would double automatically...
...<sorry ladies...>
cyikac1986
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Well since I am definitley a female , my IQ has gone up a 100 fold...
and you obviously were an English major
Well since I am definitley a female , my IQ has gone up a 100 fold...
and you obviously were an English major
...meanie....
Lorilei
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You know.....when your wife has just had surgery and you've both been taking unpaid time off from work for the last 2 weeks, and you're already behind on most of your bills...this is probably not the best time to decide you don't like your job and quit. Stupid idiotic fucker.
You know.....when your wife has just had surgery and you've both been taking unpaid time off from work for the last 2 weeks, and you're already behind on most of your bills...this is probably not the best time to decide you don't like your job and quit. Stupid idiotic fucker.
kendra1980
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Fishing ~ quite a sport
koalabear
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Fishing ~ quite a sport
Try fly fishing..........if you really are talking fishing.......lol
kendra1980
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Fly fishing is beautiful to watch, I bet it is fun to do, as well. The fishing I was talking about uses bait, but catches no fish
mansome
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Totally Lit Related.....
It's amazing to see how many people come to an erotic website featuring stories of incest, sex with aliens, and cross dressers wanting to be fisted who find it apalling that others post pics of their cocks and pussies............
It's amazing to see how many people come to an erotic website featuring stories of incest, sex with aliens, and cross dressers wanting to be fisted who find it apalling that others post pics of their cocks and pussies............
TigersFan123
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Fly fishing is beautiful to watch, I bet it is fun to do, as well. The fishing I was talking about uses bait, but catches no fish
Would you like to go fishing in the dark sweetpea?
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TigersFan123
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Depends, what you fishing for?
Well lets just say its not a fish
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