Blurting it out....Playground style

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Not even if I were drunk and passed out...the forces of the Universe would sense something was amiss and take over my body ensuring that you were crushed between the vice like grip of my thighs reducing you to a pile of pimordial ooze and bone dust...

ok.. well.. nevermind. my thing wasn't so bad after all.
 
How fucking stupid can I be?? Thinking of visiting a friend who's husband died recently. Thinking I might go over on my bicycle. What a fucking idiot - her beloved husband was killed on his bicycle!! :eek::eek::eek:
 
How fucking stupid can I be?? Thinking of visiting a friend who's husband died recently. Thinking I might go over on my bicycle. What a fucking idiot - her beloved husband was killed on his bicycle!! :eek::eek::eek:

Oooooh! Awkward...
 
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