Blurting it out....Playground style

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I did the pee pee dance earlier today because I decided that running 5 miles and drinking a gallon of water prio was a smart thing...That last mile was BRUTAL!!! I think I have jondis from holding it in too long
 
Thomas Gibson does it totally for me ...

I've loved him since Dharma & Greg

:D

I was jogging on the treadmill at the gym the other day and I was telling my mom that I keep waiting for Dharma to show up during this show because I always think of him as Greg as well!
 
I did the pee pee dance earlier today because I decided that running 5 miles and drinking a gallon of water prio was a smart thing...That last mile was BRUTAL!!! I think I have jondis from holding it in too long

Are your eyeballs yellow???!!!
 
I tried and tried to come up with something witty here but I just can't. The mental image was just too much. :D

:D Do not tell me that I stumped the audacious Wings....Hmmmmm My job is done here people. It was nice knowing you all. Now I just need to eat an entire carton of bon bons in one sitting and my bucket list will be complete.
 
:D Do not tell me that I stumped the audacious Wings....Hmmmmm My job is done here people. It was nice knowing you all. Now I just need to eat an entire carton of bon bons in one sitting and my bucket list will be complete.

I feel like I need to go diddle a few times just to get my mojo back. :(

Wait, can I have a bon bon? That'll help.
 
I feel like I need to go diddle a few times just to get my mojo back. :(

Wait, can I have a bon bon? That'll help.

Hmmmmm diddle or bon bon...What do you mean by diddle? Define the word diddle for me.

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon...

Are you telling me that nursery story my Mom told me all those times were a code to my father who was probably listening in on the monitor downstairs?
 
Hmmmmm diddle or bon bon...What do you mean by diddle? Define the word diddle for me.

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon...

Are you telling me that nursery story my Mom told me all those times were a code to my father who was probably listening in on the monitor downstairs?

Well, lots of sex is a good way to keep a marriage strong.

And the nursery rhyme is full of innuendo...I mean come ON.

The cat and the fiddle? The cow is jumping over the moon? Sounds like an orgy to me!
 
Well, lots of sex is a good way to keep a marriage strong.

And the nursery rhyme is full of innuendo...I mean come ON.

The cat and the fiddle? The cow is jumping over the moon? Sounds like an orgy to me!

I am gonna have to start protesting Borders and Barnes and Noble then until they take nursery rhyme's out of the kid's section...That is just naive on their part...

Old Mother HUbbard went to the Cubbard...

Come on she went to an adult store and bought a 14" black fist didn't she?

Jack and Jill went up the hillto get a pail of water?????

Bullshit. They were out of astro glide. Jill is so dry she made Jacks mouth taste like he ate a sweater and if he was gonna fuck her they needed lube...

Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep????

Fucking Beastilty bitch....unreal

Thank you Wings for setting these stories straight for me....
 
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I am gonna have to start protesting Borders and Barnes and Noble then until they take nursery rhyme's out of the kid's section...That is just naive on their part...

Old Mother HUbbard went to the Cubbard...

Come on she went to an adult store and bought a 14" black fist didn't she?

Jack and Jill went up the hillto get a pail of water?????

Bullshit. They were out of astro glide. Jil is so dry they needed she made Jacks mouth taste like he ate a sweater and if he was gonna fuck her they needed lube...

Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep????

Fucking Beastilty bitch....unreal

Thank you Wings for setting these stories straight for me....

you're welcome. I'm always glad to help. ;)

In all seriousness, you can come to my house and I'll tell you a bedtime story. Or I can wear you out. or something.
 
you're welcome. I'm always glad to help. ;)

In all seriousness, you can come to my house and I'll tell you a bedtime story. Or I can wear you out. or something.

Wear me out with that old classic tale...

There was a man named IHC
Who had a rather large pee pee
He stuck it in deep
Wings let out a shriek
And this rhyme makes my pants teepee
 
Wear me out with that old classic tale...

There was a man named IHC
Who had a rather large pee pee
He stuck it in deep
Wings let out a shriek
And this rhyme makes my pants teepee

son of a...how did you do this to me TWICE tonight?


(That's what she said ;))
 
I assumed. Mainly because my limber is already up.

Wait! You have a limber? If I have a limber and you have a limber does that mean sword fight???? Are you an alt???? Damn. Found another one folks. I need to start an open letter thread immediately.

Dear Wings Fans,

he has a limber! Don't let his masculine wiles fool you. He has a limber!!!!

Nuff' Said

IHC
 
Wait! You have a limber? If I have a limber and you have a limber does that mean sword fight???? Are you an alt???? Damn. Found another one folks. I need to start an open letter thread immediately.

Dear Wings Fans,

he has a limber! Don't let his masculine wiles fool you. He has a limber!!!!

Nuff' Said

IHC

*double checks*

*checks again, this time with feeling*

Nope, no outward facing limber. Only the inward one. Your sword remains unthreatened.
 
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