Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Cumference]

I have had four hours sleep in three days. These steroids are making me all on edge and combative. Where the fuck are you all? Having a..*****? Hiding from my crazy mood? 2 days and this course is done and you fuckers can all come back out.

I’m around.

It is just so cold and windy, that I spend most of my time looking for warm places to hide.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I have had four hours sleep in three days. These steroids are making me all on edge and combative. Where the fuck are you all? Having a..*****? Hiding from my crazy mood? 2 days and this course is done and you fuckers can all come back out.

I had to do a course of steroids last summer! I hated it but it saved me! I know what you are going through! It’s awful! You can fight me! I’ll understand!!!

 

[midwestyankee]

I’d like a little cool right about now. It has been so awfully hot here overnight. Bring on winter!

I'll sell you mine...really cheap! Hell, you can have it no charge - just a promise not to send me any Vegemite as a thank-you gift.

 

[Cumference]

You can have mine too!

It should be spring by now.

 

[Saucyminx]

You saw where I was: State trotting, drinking too much, and wearing funny hats—which seems to be a symptom of drinking too much.

Hang in there gorgeous one—and if you need bail, just call me. Or I will bust you out and we can go on the lamb.

Why is all my advil gone? I found a York Peppermint patty but no Advil or painkillers of any sort. I ate the peppermint patty—gross—and I still have a headache. Clearly not an equal substitution.

 

[midwestyankee]

You saw where I was: State trotting, drinking too much, and wearing funny hats—which seems to be a symptom of drinking too much.

Hang in there gorgeous one—and if you need bail, just call me. Or I will bust you out and we can go on the lamb.

Why is all my advil gone? I found a York Peppermint patty but no Advil or painkillers of any sort. I ate the peppermint patty—gross—and I still have a headache. Clearly not an equal substitution.

Is that a Conor Lamb? Asking for a friend.

 

[Saucyminx]

Is that a Conor Lamb? Asking for a friend.

Damnit. I’m blaming autocorrect. So there.


I almost wish I had 2017 back. This year so far has really wanged chung.

 

[pplwatching]

Frontenac chateau baby
I'll cross the frontier at ten
Got a whip in my hand baby
And a girl or a husky at leather's end
It's all right, it's all right

I'm on the Lamb, But I Ain't No Sheep

 

[midwestyankee]

Damnit. I’m blaming autocorrect. So there.


I almost wish I had 2017 back. This year so far has really wanged chung.

I ducking believe it.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Going away for the weekend for work has its benefits- two nights in a bed without a child climbing into it and being able to wake up whenever! Bring on the weekend!

That is way better than what I am going away for the weekend for!!

 

[Miles Long]

At least there's vacation.

 

[Emerson40]

I hope Emerson's okay. He was last spied in public posting sad songs....

All’s good. It was just a few Blues tunes, full of feels.

Though, if I ever start a thread full of torn up wedding album photos, goth clothing, and links to Carl Orff music, rally the Pillow Fight Club.

 

[Emerson40]

Inspired by realtors making 8’ x 11’ bedrooms appear as vast, great rooms in their listings, a wide angle lens and my creative cropping skills have brought my unsolicited dick pics up a considerable notch.

We’re talking some next level, panty-dampening shit here.

 

[Saucyminx]

Inspired by realtors making 8’ x 11’ bedrooms appear as vast, great rooms in their listings, a wide angle lens and my creative cropping skills have brought my unsolicited dick pics up a considerable notch.

We’re talking some next level, panty-dampening shit here.

The proof is in the picturing.

 

[Miles Long]

And exhale.

 

[pplwatching]

A man learns who is there for him when the glitter fades and the walls won’t hold...

True. The other side of the coin is that we find out not only who we really are but who are true friends really are.

 

[Miles Long]

Kudos to MilesLong for navigating The Dong for me via FaceTime.

What happens in Dookie stays in Dookie!

I’m just glad you finally got some sausage in you. You had to be starving after all that hard driving.

 

[Emerson40]

Recalculating...


In one long mile make a legal U-Turn


Recalculating...


Dong arriving at your Dookie, on right.


http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists//aglamgirlsguidetolife/files/2012/04/uturn.jpg

 

[PuckIt]

http://www.dailyherald.com/storyimage/da/20180322/news/180329496/AR/0/AR-180329496.jpg&updated=201803230943&MaxW=800&maxH=800&noborder

Gryffyndor wins! Again!

 

[Miles Long]

I'm going to fly in an aeroplane! Gee, that's swell!

 

[Miles Long]

She had how much in where?

 

[removed9556]

 

[removed9556]

 

[Emerson40]

An app that is inspired by someone who uses sobriety as a differential between say, a Wednesday and Thursday, sounds like either a hot bag of snakes, or a rollicking bunch of chuckles and fun.

Point me towards the crowd-funding page and sign me up!

 

[Emerson40]

Bag o’ snags!




I have an Aussie friend whose favourite word is dickhead, but he pronounces it in Australianese. ‘Deek-head’.



Bag of deeks?