Blueberry Muffins and Hot Chocolate!

[sunstruck]

I love my Ops Manager. She brought in amazing homade muffins and a can of Swiss Miss with marshmellows today.

She's the station mom. Every office has one of these right?

 

[RawHumor]

Yup. Unfortunately, my officemate is our office mom. LOL

 

[Rambrat]

I had an Apple & Spice muffin on the table..

AND I FORGET IT!!!!!

~sob~

 

[amelia]

I love my Ops Manager. She brought in amazing homade muffins and a can of Swiss Miss with marshmellows today.

She's the station mom. Every office has one of these right?

i'm the office cheerleader. it's basically the same thing, except after the jealous bitches eat my muffins they talk about how great my hair looks and how my boobs must be fake.

man, the life of a cheerleader....

 

[JerseyBoy]

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i'm the office cheerleader. it's basically the same thing, except after the jealous bitches eat my muffins they talk about how great my hair looks and how my boobs must be fake.

man, the life of a cheerleader....

you're just not trying to plump them up with those 1200 calorie muffins are you?

 

[sunstruck]

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i'm the office cheerleader. it's basically the same thing, except after the jealous bitches eat my muffins they talk about how great my hair looks and how my boobs must be fake.

man, the life of a cheerleader....

Make them chocolate X-lax muffins.

 

[amelia]

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Make them chocolate X-lax muffins.

are you encouraging me to be eVil....?

 

[patient1]

Actually, I was thinking that you could sell the screenplay of the cheerleader getting her muffin eaten by the office bitches

 

[RawHumor]

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i'm the office cheerleader. it's basically the same thing, except after the jealous bitches eat my muffins they talk about how great my hair looks and how my boobs must be fake.

And after the bitches talk behind your back while they're at work, they masturbate thinking about you when they're at home alone.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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i'm the office cheerleader. it's basically the same thing, except after the jealous bitches eat my muffins they talk about how great my hair looks and how my boobs must be fake.

man, the life of a cheerleader....

I am gonna take some homemade fudge into work tommorow night, is this what the guys are gonna say about me?
Well those bastards!!

 

[RawHumor]

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I am gonna take some homemade fudge into work tommorow night, is this what the guys are gonna say about me?
Well those bastards!!

Don't forget to remove your apron before you leave for work.



I'm just teasing, I cook too sometimes.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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I'm just teasing, I cook too sometimes.

yes, but can you citrus glaze a turkey to perfection???

 

[sunstruck]

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yes, but can you citrus glaze a turkey to perfection???

Oh crap.

 

[RawHumor]

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Oh crap.

 

[RawHumor]

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yes, but can you citrus glaze a turkey to perfection???

I've participated in making a turkey, but we let the turkey juices be the flavor.

My wife and I had never done it up until a couple years ago, and we both wanted to try it ourselves. Having a good turkey obviously helps.

ButterBall, baby.

No, that wasn't me flirting with you, BBW.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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Oh crap.

yeah what he said!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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ButterBall, baby.

No, that wasn't me flirting with you, BBW.

omg, this got me wet, I mean hard. Butterball is the only way to go

 

[RawHumor]

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omg, this got me wet, I mean hard. Butterball is the only way to go

You're a good man. I hear we're hard to find (good men, that is), but I always know where I am.

 

[sunstruck]

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Hehe Nevermind!!! lol

WHEW!

 

[Agent99]

I just love your typos!

I love my Ops Manager. She brought in amazing homade muffins and a can of Swiss Miss with marshmellows today.

She's the station mom. Every office has one of these right?

Sounds more like she is the station Madam!

But, yes, everyplace has one. And, guess what? I have no idea how it happened, but every time there is a birthday, I get elected to bake the cake. I think it is because I bake from scratch and make homemade frosting.

Or else I have the word "sucker" printed on my forehead.

 

[Nora]

um. 99?

You missed my birthday.

I like marshmallow frosting, please. Cake flavor is inconsequential.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm a carrot cake fan myself 99.

 

[Nora]

I'm a carrot cake fan myself 99.

I like the cream cheese frosting, but I hate nuts in stuff. I like nuts, just not in stuff. I know, see? Told you I was even weirder than you are about food.

Think she'll let us lick the beaters?

 

[Agent99]

Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting, no nuts. Check. That is exactly how I prefer it.

I was just getting ready to reply to the candy thread but I will go ahead and post it in here instead.

You are not a freak, Ms Sunstruck. I do the same thing. In fact, I sort the M&Ms by color and then count them. I eat one color until I have the same number for each. Then I eat one of each type till they are gone.

That is not freakish. It is a sign we are highly organized, detail oriented, thoughtful, gorgeous, intelligent women.

 

[sunstruck]

That is not freakish. It is a sign we are highly organized, detail oriented, thoughtful, gorgeous, intelligent women.

Oh like that would ever be called into question! lol

Oh, and my husband would like me to say that it's Mrs. lol