Blonde Inventions

[Purrde Flower]

haha. I have always liked that one!

 

[Guest]

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one
day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first
on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you
idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you
know. We're going at night!"

Now this one I heard as a Pollack Joke It was a Russian scientist, an American Scientest, and Polish Scientest!

 

[Nogard]

Isabella, my favorite canuck. Where have you been? I missed you

 

[Isabella Thorne]

The River (but not The Boss's, eh?)

<hugs Nogard>

There was a blonde and a brunette on each side of a river.

The brunette wanted to get to the side the blonde was on so she yelled across "how do you get to the other side?", as she couldn't find a footbridge or any safe way to cross.

The blonde shouts back at her - "Duh! You ARE on the other side!"
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Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

A Canadian Blonde and The River ...

This is a funny one I just received by email ... it is especially tailored for Canadian blondes ... lol ...

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Hull, Quebec, and I worked both sides of the river."
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Note to non-Canadians:
Hull, Quebec is across the river from Ottawa, Ontario