Blobfish is my boyfriend

[canadianpenny]

There you have it. A written confession.

I met Blobinder 3 weeks ago. We've been having wild cyber sex behind all of your backs ever since.

I'm so happy I got this out of my system, it's been torture!

 

[blobfish]

It was kind of obvious.

 

[canadianpenny]

It was kind of obvious.

Okay now that it's out there, I'm breaking up with you.

 

[blobfish]

Okay now that it's out there, I'm breaking up with you.

No, you're not.

 

[canadianpenny]

No, you're not.

I am. I'm cheating on you. I've been having Marijuana sex with BotanyBoy. And sleeping with pretty much every guy on this site except for you.

 

[blobfish]

I am. I'm cheating on you. I've been having Marijuana sex with BotanyBoy. And sleeping with pretty much every guy on this site except for you.

BB is a great guy, but he's impotent. I know you're lying. Also, "marijuana sex"?

 

[canadianpenny]

BB is a great guy, but he's impotent. I know you're lying. Also, "marijuana sex"?

Your penis is too small for me. It is no match for mine.

 

[blobfish]

Your penis is too small for me. It is no match for mine.

I've already told you that I don't care about size. I'm a top.

 

[BgMma]

*gleaming eyes*

Please continue.

This is still a better love story than Twilight!

 

[canadianpenny]

*gleaming eyes*

Please continue.

This is still a better love story than Twilight!

Except I'm Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison. I chose to cheat on myself because I am gorgeous.

 

[blobfish]

Except I'm Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison. I chose to cheat on myself because I am gorgeous.

That makes no sense.

 

[canadianpenny]

That makes no sense.

You are not hot enough to be Robert Pattinson. Also, you are a bottom. You are my bitch. I never touch you with my penis but I do like stuffing you with cucumbers.

 

[blobfish]

You are not hot enough to be Robert Pattinson. Also, you are a bottom. You are my bitch. I never touch you with my penis but I do like stuffing you with cucumbers.

Collar? Is that you?

Did you see my picture thread? I'm not so bad. Not Robert Pattinson, but not John Merrick either.

 

[canadianpenny]

Collar? Is that you?

Did you see my picture thread? I'm not so bad. Not Robert Pattinson, but not John Merrick either.

It is me, son.

 

[blobfish]

Number one.

 

[BotanyBoy]

BB is a great guy, but he's impotent. I know you're lying. Also, "marijuana sex"?

Em' are fightin' werds!!!

Hell yea man you never get baked and go for a roll in the sack? Feels really good!!!

It is me, son.

^^ rule 30