*Blink*

[Deborah]

Alexander, but you missed "The Girl with the Golden Gun. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun.

Merelan, I have just done a search utilizing Flagg's new top secret cyber detective program and have determined the person most often correlated with "deep throat" is you.

 

[Merelan]

Oh my God. Then tell me, where the hell is all the money I got for swapping secrets, or was that secretions?
Did you have it redirected for me? How sweet, bless your little heart.

 

[Expertise]

Expertise blinked. I squirted him in the eye. Does that answer your question?

OK, here's a roster for you, Expertise. Alexander used to be Rachel, and she used to be Roger. At one time Roger thought he was a bigfoot. He also has deceived some into believing he is from Scotland but others don't fall for that fake accent.

Anybody else you want me to profile? I know I'm not as good at this as Sparky but I'll try.

Deborah

Thanks for the "straight dope" and the masturbatory (sp?) fantasy. I knew I could count on you. I LOVE JUICY JUICE!

 

[Guest]

I Am..... hmmmm....

I Am..... wait a minute....let me think...

I Am..... Moses?.... naa.... Mistress?... no, that's Angel... Deb...oops... better not go there... Phurd Burphell? ...nope wrong colored hair...

Shit... i knew who i was when i woke up this morning

 

[Flagg]

Of course one could argue that people's real identities are pretty much irrelevant in the cyber scheme of things as it is only the projection of ourselves, no matter how inaccurate that may be, that actually interacts with others. The real "us" very rarely get to meet.

Then again it could be a bit tedious to argue that, as I think I have just demonstrated.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I AM that I AM.

Thank you, Popeye

MP

 

[Madame Pandora]

All I know is I am not real and neither is the Sparkster just a committee of hundreds typing away with the chimps....

It's not nice to belittle those in "recovery."

Are you with "Sparks" at the BFC, Ginger?

MP

 

[Dillinger]

I'm impressed MP that you know the true religious identity behind the cartoon parody that was the essense of the Popeye experience. I YAM THAT I YAM!

 

[Gingersnap]

I do not understand that post. How did I make fun of Sparky's recovery?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The correct quotes are "I AM WHO AM" and "I YAM WHAT I YAM" and I'm pretty sure there's no connection between the two other than they both rhyme with "SIAM". Unless you think "The King and I" is based on Deuteronomy?

 

[Dillinger]

Actually Dixon, check the bible... "I am that I am" is correct.

Exd 3:14 And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Maybe in your Bible. In my Bible the actual quote reads "I am Sam. Sam I am. Go forth and tell my people Israel of the land of milk and honey and green eggs and ham. And you shall eat them in a box. And you shall eat them with a fox..."

 

[Earthgoddess]

I am truly me-I look exactly like my pics and I really have a hubby and a five year old and a pseudo career as a chef,and I really am pagan too!

 

[Dillinger]

Maybe in your Bible. In my Bible the actual quote reads "I am Sam. Sam I am. Go forth and tell my people Israel of the land of milk and honey and green eggs and ham. And you shall eat them in a box. And you shall eat them with a fox..."

I believe that's actually "you shall eat the fox and the fox will eat you and it will be called 69"

 

[Siren]

I got the same bible DCL !!!