Bless you all

[sheath]

I've been busy.

I gave him a penis smaller than most clitorises, what more do you want?

Having never sucked his dick, or lack thereof, I had no idea you had actually created such wondrous problems for our Hanns.

***bows humbly***

S.

 

[registurd God]

And do I have one hell of surprise waiting for you in about 7 years.

damn, your gonna wait that long for the surgery?

I figured your penis attatchment would be covered under my group policy.

 

[Santa Claus]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bless you all

I am like Santa Clause with a magic wand.

You don't even know how to spell Santa Claus.

Some fucking god you are.

I'm going to pray that the real god let's you get butt fucked by an Elf and a Reindeer at the same time.

 

[GOD]

Having never sucked his dick, or lack thereof, I had no idea you had actually created such wondrous problems for our Hanns.

***bows humbly***

S.

I do work in mysterious ways.

 

[registurd God]

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You don't even know how to spell Santa Claus.

Some fucking god you are.

I'm going to pray that the real god let's you get butt fucked by an Elf and a Reindeer at the same time.

still mad about that whole shrinkage thing? Get over it Chrissy. Fucking elf molester.

 

[GOD]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bless you all

I'm going to pray that the real god let's you get butt fucked by an Elf and a Reindeer at the same time.

You say the prayer, I make it happen.

 

[Image]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bless you all

You don't even know how to spell Santa Claus.

Some fucking god you are.

I'm going to pray that the real god let's you get butt fucked by an Elf and a Reindeer at the same time.

Keep providing me with the visuals, turdgod likes it He know that elves are my fav's.

 

[registurd God]

I do work in mysterious ways.

I see that by the last company credit card bill

What is this charge for gerbils and a tube all about.

Damn children, my accountant says it is not tax deductible either. Grrrrrrrr

 

[GOD]

Damn children, my accountant says it is not tax deductible either. Grrrrrrrr

What the fuck would God need an accountant for?

No taxes in My heaven, only in hell.

Me you're pathetic.

 

[registurd God]

What the fuck would God need an accountant for?

No taxes in My heaven, only in hell.

Me you're pathetic.

ever heard of the Book of Life?

So, how is that whole drip thing you came back from Mexico with going?

 

[GOD]

ever heard of the Book of Life?

You were the one talking about credit cards and tax deductions.

Can't keep your stories straight?

Stupid human.

Anyone want to hear about how Turd drank his own piss when he was 6?

 

[registurd God]

You were the one talking about credit cards and tax deductions.

Can't keep your stories straight?

Stupid human.

Anyone want to hear about how Turd drank his own piss when he was 6?

hey now, those lips were supposed to be sealed. I cannot help it if your started saying it tickled and spit it in my face.

Yeah thats right, our supposed GOD is a spitter. What a looser.