Bless you all

[registurd God]

Even though it would appear your all a bunch of shitheads.

I am just forgiving like that.

 

[markb325]

Oh great just what we need another damn Troll

 

[registurd God]

shut up child or I will piss down on you.

 

[Image]

Even though it would appear your all a bunch of shitheads.

I am just forgiving like that.

I'd have thought god would have better grammar

 

[registurd God]

Re: Re: Bless you all

I'd have thought god would have better grammar

I took a class in idiotic banter in order to fit in better with my patrons.

 

[Image]

Re: Re: Re: Bless you all

I took a class in idiotic banter in order to fit in better with my patrons.

Oh, that's right, a god for the people, made in THEIR image...

 

[registurd God]

Oh, that's right, a god for the people, made in THEIR image...

Nice try. Those wings are going to hurt when they get slammed into your back. I need a good minion, game?

 

[markb325]

If you think your filth will upset me or make me leave the board then you have no clue.... Have a good day.

 

[registurd God]

If you think your filth will upset me or make me leave the board then you have no clue.... Have a good day.

jeez, what a maroon.

Psst buddy, pal, servant, if I were to run you off, how could I save your soul? Here, have some breadcrumbs and leave a trail.

 

[Harbinger]

Re: Re: Re: Bless you all

I took a class in idiotic banter in order to fit in better with my patrons .

I do not think that word means what you think it does.

 

[GOD]

shut up child or I will piss down on you.

Heed your own advice, pretender.

Don't make me fucking smite your ass.

 

[Image]

Nice try. Those wings are going to hurt when they get slammed into your back. I need a good minion, game?

What wings? And I'll need to see some proper references first...

 

[sheath]

Took you long enough to get here...

Now can we get some help on the Hanns problem?

S.

 

[registurd God]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Bless you all

I do not think that word means what you think it does.

pa·tron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ptrn)
n. A customer, especially a regular customer

run along now and stop doing the devils work

 

[registurd God]

Heed your own advice, pretender.

Don't make me fucking smite your ass.

just because you were here first does not make you real.

Believers, friends, shitheads, this is a what came first, the chicken or the egg thing.

I am the real God, not this lame imposter.

 

[GOD]

Took you long enough to get here...

Now can we get some help on the Hanns problem?

I've been busy.

I gave him a penis smaller than most clitorises, what more do you want?

 

[registurd God]

Re: Re: Bless you all

What wings? And I'll need to see some proper references first...

my glory ho will be here shortly. She can provide you with this information. Now, be a good girl and masturbate for me.

 

[GOD]

I am the real God, not this lame imposter.

If you were really God you'd have the name.

Goes along with the whole omnipotence thing.

So if you're really God, make yourself God. Otherwise stand back.

 

[registurd God]

I've been busy.

I gave him a penis smaller than most clitorises, what more do you want?

ahh yes my son, I remember you having to blow me into that little favor you wanted.

 

[bad kitty]

Oh Lord.

 

[Image]

Re: Re: Re: Bless you all

my glory ho will be here shortly. She can provide you with this information. Now, be a good girl and masturbate for me.

Soooo, you have been watching me... I knew it!

 

[registurd God]

If you were really God you'd have the name.

Goes along with the whole omnipotence thing.

So if you're really God, make yourself God. Otherwise stand back.

sad sad sad. This is how the whole Lucifer thing got started.

NO, if YOU were the REAL God, you'd be officially registurd, like me. I have the Good Earth Building seal of Approval.

Here, have an apple.

 

[GOD]

I am the real God, not this lame imposter.

You're still pissed because I didn't make those pimples go away when you were 17, aren't you?

Stupid prayer. And selfish.

And do I have one hell of surprise waiting for you in about 7 years.

 

[GOD]

Oh Lord.

Yes?

 

[registurd God]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Bless you all

Soooo, you have been watching me... I knew it!

I am like Santa Clause with a magic wand.

Dear myself, I thought you were gonna kill that poor guy last time.