"Black Sails"

[Phelia]

Pirates!!! Damn, the poster is cool.

http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/2013/05/Black-Sails-Poster.jpg

Okay I pick this one.

 

[Byron In Exile]

The black flag means, for ones that don't know, "We have no allegiance to any country, and we have no use for captives."

 

[Byron In Exile]

... a Puritan woman who shares his love of books...

 

[Phelia]

You know, I think that's a creativity problem, because surely there's SOME sort of use for captives. As anchors, maybe.

Fun fact: piracy is a universal crime!

 

[Saint Peter]

Chum.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You know, I think that's a creativity problem, because surely there's SOME sort of use for captives. As anchors, maybe.

Fun fact: piracy is a universal crime!

So okay, did you miss the part where I suggested we take out Putin by getting into the Black Sea and destroying his stupid fleet of obsolescent ships?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Chum.

Please to shut up.

You make problems worse.

Is your job, I understand.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You know, I think that's a creativity problem, because surely there's SOME sort of use for captives. As anchors, maybe.

Fun fact: piracy is a universal crime!

Yes, it's true.

However, in this time period, in this place, there was no law.

 

[Saint Peter]

Please to shut up.

You make problems worse.

Is your job, I understand.

Ballast.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sex toys.

 

[Saint Peter]

Jerky.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Jerky.

Submarines are complicated machines.

I am not sure you understand their operation.

 

[SkAoUt]

its a soap opera with mediocre acting. The characters are caricatures which I find disheartening. Its a format for drama I don't particularity enjoy. Much preferred Master and Commander.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Clearly we have deviated from topic but I suggest you study schematics and learn navigation.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Also, "crush depth."

Very important.

 

[Phelia]

So okay, did you miss the part where I suggested we take out Putin by getting into the Black Sea and destroying his stupid fleet of obsolescent ships?

Of course not. Your aim is true - the time for action is now. I'm ready. I've been wearing my epaulets and war-goggles for almost an hour now.

 

[Byron In Exile]

its a soap opera with mediocre acting. The characters are caricatures which I find disheartening. Its a format for drama I don't particularity enjoy. Much preferred Master and Commander.

That was a great film.

 

[Phelia]

Crush depth gives me shivers all the way to me timbers.

 

[Phelia]

Sex toys.

He was right. You DO want to talk about nachos.

Throw him in the brig!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Of course not. Your aim is true - the time for action is now. I'm ready. I've been wearing my epaulets and war-goggles for almost an hour now.

Yes!

Okay, then, here we go.

Bit of journey across the Atlantic Ocean, you know...

Getting into the Black Sea will take a bit of subterfuge, but let's just say I know a guy... who knows a guy... who knows another guy. We'll get in.

They think this obsolete floating garbage is great, well let's see what they think when it's 400 feet underwater.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Up!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUInWKK8ROc

This is what we do!

 

[Noor]

I am for someone walking the plank with his blankets.

 

[Phelia]

Yes!

Okay, then, here we go.

Bit of journey across the Atlantic Ocean, you know...

Getting into the Black Sea will take a bit of subterfuge, but let's just say I know a guy... who knows a guy... who knows another guy. We'll get in.

They think this obsolete floating garbage is great, well let's see what they think when it's 400 feet underwater.

It's quite a trek. We'll have to bring Bach.

The only thing I'm worried about is disrupting the endemic marine life, but I think if we're all being honest with ourselves we'll admit that as far as seas go, it's really nothing to write home about.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I am for someone walking the plank with his blankets.

Whence the chew toys?

 

[Noor]

It's quite a trek. We'll have to bring Bach.

The only thing I'm worried about is disrupting the endemic marine life, but I think if we're all being honest with ourselves we'll admit that as far as seas go, it's really nothing to write home about.

Some of the blankets are synthetic so that wouldn't be good for marine life so plank walking only in boots, no blankets!