Bits and pieces

[anthrodisiac]

What the flying fuck

Did I accidentally invent a new thread derailer, me (and now other people) being eaten by polar bears?

I feel so honored! I'd like to thank my family, all the wonderful people who told I could achieve my dreams, and of course-

AAAAAHHHH!!!!!

 

[MillieDynamite]

Mmm, baby seal. Same old debate, taste good or less filling.

What the flying fuck

Did I accidentally invent a new thread derailer, me (and now other people) being eaten by polar bears?

I feel so honored! I'd like to thank my family, all the wonderful people who told I could achieve my dreams, and of course-

AAAAAHHHH!!!!!

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[ShelbyDawn57]

Mmm, baby seal. Same old debate, taste good or less filling.

I think that would depend on whether you were pairing it with a nice chardonnay or a cheap beer.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I think that would depend on whether you were pairing it with a nice chardonnay or a cheap beer.

Or a nice chianti.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Or a nice chianti.

Fava beans on the side, no doubt.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Mmm, baby seal. Same old debate, taste good or less filling.

As totally not a seal, I take offense to people eating our- err, that species's babies.

*arf*

 

[SimonDoom]

He's having an old friend for dinner.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

And, of course, Manbearpig. Half man, half bear, half pig. I'm being serial. Super serial.

@anthrodisiac Why are you hacking Simon's account?

 

[lovecraft68]

Pandas are a good reminder why you shouldn't take things too seriously. Because nature sure as hell isn't.

They defy Darwinism

 

[anthrodisiac]

@anthrodisiac Why are you hacking Simon's account?

Mostly to throw the polar bears off my scent so they get him instead of all my seal body doubles. I'm running out fast. I started with 56 on Friday, I'm down to 19 to-

AAAAHHHH!!!!!

...I'm down to 18 today.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Mostly to throw the polar bears off my scent so they get him instead of all my seal body doubles. I'm running out fast. I started with 56 on Friday, I'm down to 19 to-

AAAAHHHH!!!!!

...I'm down to 18 today.

...18 inches?

 

[SimonDoom]

@anthrodisiac Why are you hacking Simon's account?

I'm so clueless, I can't tell if somebody's looking out for me or dissing me.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

...18 inches?

Different thread...

 

[Voboy]

Here's the tabula rawrsa:


Iorek Byrnison : Not eaten, unless you're Seal.

He seems confused.

 

[Statius]

Moral of the story. Stay out of the woods.

Better the woods than anywhere

 

[MillieDynamite]

I was talking about the polar bear, not people. Polar bears do what polar bears do: snack on babies, make a full meal out of the grown ones.

As totally not a seal, I take offense to people eating our- err, that species's babies.

*arf*

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'd rather he just tongue me.

IMO, anybody who seriously asks this question does not understand bears.

If you encounter a bad man in the woods, you have options.

If you encounter a hungry bear in the woods, and it wants to eat you, it's going to eat you.

 

[anthrodisiac]

...18 inches?

Different thread...

Which is, of course, the thread where all this nonsense started

Also, nearly spit out my water at "...18 inches?" damn you

 

[anthrodisiac]

I was talking about the polar bear, not people. Polar bears do what polar bears do: snack on babies, make a full meal out of the grown ones.

That's soooo speciesist, polar bears are people too!

And I'm not just saying that because one is holding one of my pups hostage.

Nope. Polar bears are great. Much better than seals.

...help

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Must ... restrain ... biology ... corrections.

Must ... restrain ... William ... Shatner ... impersonation ...

 

[Bluebanzai]

Mary had a little bear.
It was the loving kind.
And everywhere that Mary went
She had a bear behind.

You're welcome.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Must ... restrain ... biology ... corrections.

Must ... restrain ... William ... Shatner ... impersonation ...

 

[Britva415]

I'm so clueless, I can't tell if somebody's looking out for me or dissing me.

You're the one who posted anthro bait!

In all seriousness, I always get Manbearpig and Scuzzlebutt confused. One of them is half man, half bear, half pig, and the other is a monster who has celery for an arm and Patrick Duffy for a leg.

 

[anthrodisiac]

You're the one who posted anthro bait!

I try very hard not to respond to all the anthro bait, but, you know, it's bait for a reason.

I also feel I've bumped up awareness and discussion of anthros by existing as a minor chaos goblin in AH, and I'm super happy about that

Or maybe it was there all along... I have no idea, I've only been here four months

Everyone else: Feels like longer

 

[TheWritingGroup]

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OK.

Here's the tabula rawrsa:

Polar bear : Eaten
Kodiak bear : Eaten
Grizzly bear : Eaten
Ewok : Roasted and then eaten
Paddington bear : Not eaten
Beorn : Not eaten
Beorning : Not eaten
Iorek Byrnison : Not eaten, unless you're Seal.
Brown bear : Possibly eaten, possibly not eaten
Koala : You might wish you'd been eaten
Drop bear : You'll definitely wish you'd been eaten
Panda : I mean... Hell could also freeze over, right?
Cave bear : Rest in (very small) pieces

so... it depends, right?

The Kodiak, grizzly, and brown bear are the same animal, Ursus arctos. The Kodiak population is slightly divergent from the others, but all are the same species.

I personally belong to the minority who think the polar bear is a subspecies of the brown bear.