Bitches!

[NoJo]

Stand up and be counted!

I'll start: My name is Sub Joe, and I'm a first class biiitch.

 

[Guest]

*best goldie hawn immitation*

"I am NOT a bitch."

if you can guess the movie, you'll win a prize.

 

[Guest]

*best goldie hawn immitation*

"I am NOT a bitch."

if you can guess the movie, you'll win a prize.

Overboard? Or sommat like that.


I'm not a bitch, I'm a sweetie.

Lou

P.S. But, I am somebody's bitch.

 

[Guest]

Overboard? Or sommat like that.


I'm not a bitch, I'm a sweetie.

Lou

P.S. But, I am somebody's bitch.

damn! you win.
i default on a gift...
guess youll have to beat it out of me.

 

[Guest]

damn! you win.
i default on a gift...
guess youll have to beat it out of me.

Bugger.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm a bitch and proud of it.

But I'm nobody's bitch.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yesterday, Sub Joe named me an Honorary Cunt. Does that count?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I'll bitch, but I'm never bitchin'.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh no *weep*

All of my wisdom from this thread... gone....

is life yet worth living?

 

[haldir]

wooof wooof wooof whine snarl snarl simper faun faun - please tickle ma tummy ( and my nose is wet and cold).

 

[Guest]

Oh no *weep*

All of my wisdom from this thread... gone....

is life yet worth living?

my best arnold immitation:

"They'll be back."

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

wooof wooof wooof whine snarl snarl simper faun faun - please tickle ma tummy ( and my nose is wet and cold).

That's some of the more cogent writing I've come across in this gin joint. Somebody should alert CV.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[NoJo]

Hey, all my bitches are gone.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm still here, bitch.....

 

[NoJo]

Stop humping my fucking leg, if you're sposed to be a bitch.

 

[carsonshepherd]

that's BITCH to you and I'll hump your leg and you'll like it.

 

[Guest]

that's BITCH to you and I'll hump your leg and you'll like it.

goddamnit! i tingle when youre so forceful...

on with the humping!

 

[NoJo]

You probably don't even squat when you pee. I bet you raise your leg.

 

[haldir]

whine whine whine?????

lick lick lick

pant pant pant

(still need ma tummy rubbed you bastards)

 

[carsonshepherd]

whine whine whine?????

lick lick lick

pant pant pant

(still need ma tummy rubbed you bastards)

Hey. wait a minute! That isn't your tummy!

 

[haldir]

your mistake (pant pant wine whine) but I'm lovin it anyway hooooooowl

 

[Guest]

what does a bitch have to do in order to get a diamond studded collar?
i mean, honestly!

(this, in no way, is an admission that i am a bitch.)

 

[NoJo]

First of all you need to have your tail docked and your claws filed. Next you have to become house-trained. It's probably not worth it.

And stop smirking under that blanket. This is a no-smirking zone.

 

[Guest]

First of all you need to have your tail docked and your claws filed. Next you have to become house-trained. It's probably not worth it.

And stop smirking under that blanket. This is a no-smirking zone.

check, check, check again. i meet the criterion. i want that collar!

what is the penalty for smirking in a non-smirking zone. i must know so i can assess if the punishment is worth the crime.

 

[NoJo]

check, check, check again. i meet the criterion. i want that collar!

what is the penalty for smirking in a non-smirking zone. i must know so i can assess if the punishment is worth the crime.

Personally, I don't feel like doling out any punishment to you today. I rather like that smirk. I'd prefer to reward you instead (which would probably end up turning it into a big grin).