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Writing furiously on bits of paper working out how many I have to fit into a 3 bed semi. Who will put up with keeping the dogs company there's a very comfy settee in there but the dogs do tend to snore (but not as loud as Ron) take yer pick. Could squeeze another in with me n Ron (of whichever sex) if you don't mind wandering hands. That leaves a double in the spare room and the other is my office/computer room. Anyone fancy the loft? No loud parties up there after 3 am please.
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Writing furiously on bits of paper working out how many I have to fit into a 3 bed semi. Who will put up with keeping the dogs company there's a very comfy settee in there but the dogs do tend to snore (but not as loud as Ron) take yer pick. Could squeeze another in with me n Ron (of whichever sex) if you don't mind wandering hands. That leaves a double in the spare room and the other is my office/computer room. Anyone fancy the loft? No loud parties up there after 3 am please.
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Ron's snoring won't be an issue if I make it a point not to let either of you sleep.

Though I suppose you should hold auditions for the coveted bed spot. I'm also quite content lying down with dogs, as it were.

bj
 
More auditions? I am already in the middle of the lion ones in the nonsense poems thread ... can you keep us both happy?!!!
 
Ron may snore, but I bark.

They useta call me "Poodle".

I'm thinking about the wonderful proximity to Paris, and how often I could just have a jolly little weekend trip there... o that would rock. If I didn't live in Kansas, I would be there. It goes 1. Kansas 2. Paris 3. Everywhere else.

bj
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Ron's snoring won't be an issue if I make it a point not to let either of you sleep.

Though I suppose you should hold auditions for the coveted bed spot. I'm also quite content lying down with dogs, as it were.

bj
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Do I get to bring my dogs? They're not that big, only 70 pounds.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Ron may snore, but I bark.

They useta call me "Poodle".

I'm thinking about the wonderful proximity to Paris, and how often I could just have a jolly little weekend trip there... o that would rock. If I didn't live in Kansas, I would be there. It goes 1. Kansas 2. Paris 3. Everywhere else.

bj
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Oh yes very easy to get to Paris from here can fly from out airport straight into Charles de Gaulle or we are 30 minutes from London and you can nip across throught the Chunnel. I love Paris too I was there last year in the rain will find a piccy n post it later

Anschul said:
Do I get to bring my dogs? They're not that big, only 70 pounds.
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If it was up to me I would accept them gladly but unless you want them tangling with two furious SBTs I don't advise it
 
Oiiiiiiiiiiii Bijoubat that was Ron's fault not mine ... at least it's not a fountain coming out of my ear which I have got somewhere if I could only find the album lol
 
champagne1982 said:
Poor man. You should rest that burden. Place it another's hands for a while. I can only imagine how heavy a load you must carry. Poor man.
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HC is not that fond of hands. He prefers other things.

It is a heavy load, especially when that bloody thread is active. :mad:

(This is NOT an invitation to reactivate said thread.)

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normal jean said:
why do women get hornier as they get older, and it seems opposite for men?
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I don't get this. I'm 35, and hornier, and getting VASTLY more sex, than I was at 25. Or 18 for that matter. And, as has been previously discussed, I have no problem outlasting the ladies in my life. Poor MIS is going to get a complex about it :p

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UnderYourSpell said:
If it's American or French that's ok English is too hot for me!
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English mustard = teh awesome

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unpredictablebijou said:
oh what a lovely bistro to walk into! Gmorning, as it were...

I think i may actually be recuperated from Friday, finally. Maybe.

Hey Champie, I've been thinking about reviving the Ask Homburg's Cock thread but I sorta ran out of questions. Maybe you can.

Perhaps a formal introduction. Bistro, Homburg's Cock. Homburg's Cock, meet the Bistro.

bj
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Can we not and say we did? *sigh*
 
Homburg said:
(This is NOT an invitation to reactivate said thread.)

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Can we not and say we did? *sigh*
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Sorry, as Head Fluff Grrrrl I am not about to let that thread languish indefinitely. I like my title too much. You are about to have a whole new area of expertise, anyway - how can one cock manage to keep two high-maintenance, high-function, high-value women contented?

whoops gotta skate already. busy day. Back tomorrow. Y'all have fun with the wedding planning...

bj
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Sorry, as Head Fluff Grrrrl I am not about to let that thread languish indefinitely. I like my title too much. You are about to have a whole new area of expertise, anyway - how can one cock manage to keep two high-maintenance, high-function, high-value women contented?

whoops gotta skate already. busy day. Back tomorrow. Y'all have fun with the wedding planning...

bj
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I thought you were Evil Grand Vizier?

And content is easy. So long as My Cock, my tongue, my hands, or my voice are working, I can keep them content. At least one of the four will be functional at any given time. After all, I kept MIS functional and content enough with text and voice for extended periods of time due to LDR.

And there is always the "Play amongst yourselves" concept. :cool:
 
hello...
can I get a coffee, and some kind of pizza? If anybody want to dance, I will be over by the jukebox swaying my hips and hoping to entice
 
loststar said:
hello...
can I get a coffee, and some kind of pizza? If anybody want to dance, I will be over by the jukebox swaying my hips and hoping to entice
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Nipping in (a quick break from editing) to offer you pizza and coffee. The pizza is homemade--including the dough and the sauce. I have not yet reached the level of madness of trying to make my own cheese (but if I keep hanging around with that Chefzilla, who knows!).

I have a plain cheese one and one with fresh tomato, ricotta and rosemary. And I hope you like hazelnut coffee. :)

Help yourself to the coffee. I've already put aside a gallon for the Bijmeister.

I made rugelah, too. You know, this stuff:

http://www.newyorkfirst.com/img/products/juniors_rugelach.jpg

:kiss:
 
Angeline said:
Yep. I'm getting in touch with my roots. Lol.
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Hey you beautiful thing, you,

When you're ready, this is the reference point I use...It's the authority.

Leener's

In his very first day, Cheffy and his family found a house!!!!!!!Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Not much time. More later.
 
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