Bistro Bijou

[Homburg]

I just knew you were as kinky as the rest of us.

Okay, that's not true. Some of us are way, way, wayyy kinky. But you fit in, you do.

bj

You rang?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Got chatted up in the bar last night by a gorgeous guy at least 20 years younger than me was flirting away (as you do) when Ron realised what was happening and came over and put a stop to it ~~~ sigh ~~~

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Hah! You GO UYS! Why should fellahs have all the fun?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He did keep smiling and winking at me till Ron caught his eye and stopped that too ....... found out later he was 36!

 

[champagne1982]

He did keep smiling and winking at me till Ron caught his eye and stopped that too ....... found out later he was 36!

S'ok UYS. He prolly had a ridiculously large wanker, too. <sigh>

 

[UnderYourSpell]

S'ok UYS. He prolly had a ridiculously large wanker, too. <sigh>

Homburg said that if you keep training you can learn to accept more ... have to start somewhere!

 

[champagne1982]

Homburg said that if you keep training you can learn to accept more ... have to start somewhere!

That wasn't the man speaking, it was his cock. LOL

 

[Homburg]

That wasn't the man speaking, it was his cock. LOL

Ahem. No, it most assuredly was not My Cock. Anyone that knows My Cock, knows that My Cock has a distinct voice. And My Cock would handle such a situation with less words.

 

[champagne1982]

Ahem. No, it most assuredly was not My Cock. Anyone that knows My Cock, knows that My Cock has a distinct voice. And My Cock would handle such a situation with less words.

Yes, Homburg. I needs must endeavour to get closer to HC. Like an athlete, I'm always in training and someday hope to handle a decided Olympian discussion.

 

[Homburg]

Yes, Homburg. I needs must endeavour to get closer to HC. Like an athlete, I'm always in training and someday hope to handle a decided Olympian discussion.

Everyone wants to get closer to HC. Sometimes it is such a burden. Le sigh.

 

[champagne1982]

Everyone wants to get closer to HC. Sometimes it is such a burden. Le sigh.

Poor man. You should rest that burden. Place it another's hands for a while. I can only imagine how heavy a load you must carry. Poor man.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

It's all a load of balls really

 

[Anschul]

Heard this on the radio this morning. It's my favorite recording of all time. Just had to share:

Nat "King" Cole

 

[Anschul]

S'ok UYS. He prolly had a ridiculously large wanker, too. <sigh>

Speaking of large pieces o' meat...

Poor man. You should rest that burden. Place it another's hands for a while. I can only imagine how heavy a load you must carry. Poor man.

Carry That Weight

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm hungry

 

[RhymeSmith]

I'm hungry

http://www.restaurantwidow.com/images/knackwurst1.jpg

Here you go, sweetie. Enjoy.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Is that a bit of stuffing on the side?

 

[normal jean]

..........

 

[Angeline]

I have no intention of going into that good night, gently or kicking and screaming as I rail against the shadow... I have poems to write, and stuff.

When eagleyez plays his geetar, he sometimes sings this to me, says it's my song. You can share it.

"She went down swingin like Sonny Liston."

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I just got a PM from a 29 year old asking if I would be interested lol think that is pushing the boat out a weensy bit too far. Usually I prefer older though I have had a 10 year younger man pursuing me for years. It's all very nice and very good for the ego (there's life in the old gal yet!)but I like my rut just as it is thankyou I have done all my hell raising in the past surely I must be too old now?!!!

 

[RhymeSmith]

Is that a bit of stuffing on the side?

Hot... spicy... creamy... MUSTARD!

heh heh

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If it's American or French that's ok English is too hot for me!

 

[Anschul]

I just got a PM from a 29 year old asking if I would be interested lol think that is pushing the boat out a weensy bit too far. Usually I prefer older though I have had a 10 year younger man pursuing me for years. It's all very nice and very good for the ego (there's life in the old gal yet!)but I like my rut just as it is thankyou I have done all my hell raising in the past surely I must be too old now?!!!

UYS you know Goddamn well that you have gotten better, not older. If you're too old for hell raising, you're too old for me (and I'm older than you)

 

[sassynyc]

Heard this on the radio this morning. It's my favorite recording of all time. Just had to share:

Nat "King" Cole

*swooning*

I just got a PM from a 29 year old asking if I would be interested lol think that is pushing the boat out a weensy bit too far. Usually I prefer older though I have had a 10 year younger man pursuing me for years. It's all very nice and very good for the ego (there's life in the old gal yet!)but I like my rut just as it is thankyou I have done all my hell raising in the past surely I must be too old now?!!!

ha! hell raising is fabulous at any age. work that mojo

 

[unpredictablebijou]

oh what a lovely bistro to walk into! Gmorning, as it were...

I think i may actually be recuperated from Friday, finally. Maybe.

Hey Champie, I've been thinking about reviving the Ask Homburg's Cock thread but I sorta ran out of questions. Maybe you can.

Perhaps a formal introduction. Bistro, Homburg's Cock. Homburg's Cock, meet the Bistro.

Oh man. What a weekend. And it continues tonight, actually, so I'm gathering my strength. How bout a spinach salad and one of them large pieces of meat that was being discussed just now? and a gallon and a half of coffee. That oughta do me for the moment.

bj