i wish i'd had more time to prepare... but i'll do the best i can.
*sets up boom box*
*climbs into giant cake*
*remembers that the boom box should be on*
*screams for bi to turn on music*
*waits for AC/DC tune to start but gets barry manilow instead*
*hops out of cake, changes cd, starts music, climbs back into cake*
*at the first note, leaps from cake and does wicked-cool strip tease*
*bi screams first, laughs second and leaves the room*