Bind me. No, really. Orthodontists know all about Dominance and Submission, yannow?

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[voluptuary_manque]

Hubs should sue him for alienation of affection! No blowjobs . . . that's tragic!

 

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[voluptuary_manque]

And so is the marriage! Ah, the wonders of modern medicine . . .

 

[DesertPirate]

Sarahh, I went through that about 35 years ago and one daughter did too. The are not into BDSM, Orthodontists are just a different way to spell sadist

 

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[Liar]

I already have this nonsense:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/bracesresized.jpg

So you got grillz, like the rest of the gangstas. Isn't that supposed to be cool or something?

 

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[CharleyH]

I have something new in my mouth after my appointment this morning. I'm already in pain, and it isn't the good kind.

I already have this nonsense:

I already sleep with this ridiculous thing in my mouth (okay, only about half the time, and there's no way in hell it'll go to Chicago with me).

But this morning he added these:

Rubber bands? Connecting top and bottom braces? Arrrgh!

How are you supposed to give a decent blow job in this getup? I can only open my mouth about halfway! Honestly!

I feel bad for you - sorry for you in fact. I used to be an idiot North American until I had to go to a dentist in Europe. ACTUAL COMFORT AND PLEASURE FROM A DENTIST! NO FREEZING!

(Its called getting your guy to go down on you.)

Kisses babe.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I had braces for four years from my late teens into my early twenties. I didn't need to use rubber bands or the night time retainer, but I did need surgery at the end of it to line my bottom teeth with my top teeth

 

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[Liar]

I feel bad for you - sorry for you in fact. I used to be an idiot North American until I had to go to a dentist in Europe. ACTUAL COMFORT AND PLEASURE FROM A DENTIST! NO FREEZING!

Freezing? What freezing?

 

[CharleyH]

Freezing? What freezing?

EXACTLY!

 

[Liar]

EXACTLY!

No, really. is there some sort of freezing involved in dentistry, anywhere in the world? How? What? Why?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I had those rubber bands, and they HURT. I woke up screaming the first night, but you have to bear it; the first 24 hours is the hardest, but it gets better after that. Keep them in, and take ibuprofen before you go to bed. You can do it

 

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[carsonshepherd]

Thank you, carson!

You are the adult braces expert on this site for me, that's for certain!

I don't want to wake up screaming unless I'm having sex so I may add rum to the mix this evening.

The elastics actually helped my grinding because they held my jaw firmly in position all night. I have bad TMJ.

 

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[carsonshepherd]

I wonder if it will help me?

I am so sore right now I cannot even envision wearing the headgear.

Perhaps I won't have to with these rubber bands.

*hugs* I remember it well.

The shit part for me is, I couldn't tolerate my retainers because they made me grind even worse, and my front teeth have gone back crooked again.

 

[Guest]

*hugs* I remember it well.

The shit part for me is, I couldn't tolerate my retainers because they made me grind even worse, and my front teeth have gone back crooked again.

Damn.