Billings, Montana

[plasticman33]

A bar walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs his paw on the bar and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and say's, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings!"

The bear, becoming angry, demands again he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings!"

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender say's, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings!"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised devours the woman. He returns to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs!"

The bear says, "Hey, I'm not on drugs!"







The bartender says, "You are now. That was the barbitchyouate!"





(Please don't shoot!)

 

[fillmup]

GROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN.

That was terrible!

 

[Shaq]

GROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN.

That was terrible!

He should be sacrificed to an alien race...who cares if they've landed or not....

 

[bluntforcemama]

You've obviously never been to a bar in Billings, MT.

 

[plasticman33]

You've obviously never been to a bar in Billings, MT.

Sure I have, I actually bought a beer for a bear at a Billings bar one night! Well, she wasn't really a bear, more like a fox.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Yeh, and they all ride horses to school.

 

[TWB]

Never been to billings, but I have bought a beer for a barbitch when bored.

Thankfully I never ate one.

 

[plasticman33]

Yeh, and they all ride horses to school.

Really? Wow! That's cool!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Sure I have, I actually bought a beer for a bear at a Billings bar one night! Well, she wasn't really a bear, more like a fox.

I've been to Billings, and I've been to a bar in Billings, but I've never seen no bar bears in a bar in Billings, although I have seen a bar bitch in a bar in Billings. Now Bozeman - there I have seen a bear in a bar, and I have seen a bar bitch in that same bar, but the bear didn't eat the bar bitch - because he wasn't a belligerent bar bear, or a belligerent bully bar bear, and he didn't even want any beer - he just stood there, in the corner, with his mouth open. Probably had something to do with the fact that he was dead, skinned and stuffed.

 

[plasticman33]

LMAO!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

LMAO!

Don't laugh - it wasn't funny! I don't have a sense of humor - at least according to DCL.

 

[plasticman33]

Don't laugh - it wasn't funny! I don't have a sense of humor - at least according to DCL.

C'mon STG, you know better than to listen to him!

 

[Guest]

I've been to Billings and Boseman. Those two over rated Montana towns don't hold a candle to Kalispell when it comes to bar bears and bar bitchs. We got mean bitchs in bars and we got meaner hungry grissly bears hanging in bars. I saw a bar bitch slap, scratch, and bite a bar bear's balls - clean off! That bar bear's balls dropped on the ballroom floor rolled past the bartender, got booted by a blonde buckaroo cowboy wearing a bolo tie with bull shit on his bucksking boots. The mean bar bitch laughed at the bar bear with the missing balls. So the mean bar bear bit the bitch's big boob and scratched her big broad butt with his bent bear claws. Then.... the bar bear bought the badly beaten bar bitch a beer.

 

[desert spike]

oooops didn't know I was logged out. I been to kalispell and witnessed the missing bar bear's balls event.

 

[plasticman33]

LMAO, anyway!