Beware, Vegetarians!

[glynndah]

The label on this egg carton says: vegetarian fed chickens. So, tell me, are the vegetarians better chicken feeders than omnivores? Or perhaps, those veggie eaters are turned into chicken feed? Soylent Green, anyone?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The label on this egg carton says: vegetarian fed chickens. So, tell me, are the vegetarians better chicken feeders than omnivores? Or perhaps, those veggie eaters are turned into chicken feed? Soylent Green, anyone?

I only wish there were graphics.

 

[Pure]

I guess those chickens are for the second order vegetarians, like myself, who want to eat only those animals fed on plant matter --animals who are vegetarians. (Of course normal chickens eat worms and other things; probably gives flavor, though tough on the worm.)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I guess those chickens are for the second order vegetarians, like myself, who want to eat only those animals fed on plant matter --animals who are vegetarians. (Of course normal chickens eat worms and other things; probably gives flavor, though tough on the worm.)

I'm a 25(+/-)th order vegetarian. I only eat animals that might have eaten something that might have one eaten something that thought about eating a plant. Maybe.

 

[Liar]

I'm a 25(+/-)th order vegetarian. I only eat animals that might have eaten something that might have one eaten something that thought about eating a plant. Maybe.

I like beef.

See, that was much simpler to say.

 

[zeb1094]

I like beef.

See, that was much simpler to say.

But they feed beef ground up sheep! That's how all the mad cow shit started!

 

[Liar]

But they feed beef ground up sheep! That's how all the mad cow shit started!

I only eat happy cows.

 

[zeb1094]

I only eat happy cows.

Alright, tell me how to distingish between a Happy Cow and a Mad Cow? And don't say the one that's not drooling.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Alright, tell me how to distingish between a Happy Cow and a Mad Cow? And don't say the one that's not drooling.

It's simple.

Happy bovine

http://www.aitkin.k12.mn.us/oseland/images/Cow_with_umbrella.gif

--

Sad bovine

http://www.aitkin.k12.mn.us/oseland/images/sadCow1.gif

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If all else fails, looky for the smiling hamburger.

http://kabahime.hp.infoseek.co.jp/others/food/of039.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Liar]

Thanks, rumple. But you forgot the MAD bovine.

http://www.yuksrus.com/Angry_Cow.jpg


And, introducing, the BAD cow.

http://www.sweetwaterhsa.com/~terryc/ChainSaw_Cow.jpg

 

[R. Richard]

Myself, I prefer my food to come from chemicals. The idea of eating something that grows in dirt never really stuck a chord with me.

 

[zeb1094]

Myself, I prefer my food to come from chemicals. The idea of eating something that grows in dirt never really stuck a chord with me.

So your favorite is the yellow one too!

 

[matriarch]

But they feed beef ground up sheep! That's how all the mad cow shit started!

Sorry to disagree with you, but it was because they were fed other cows, not sheep. And the nasty bits, as well. To quote the gosling: "This is why cannibalism is BAAADDDDDD!"

 

[cloudy]

Sorry to disagree with you, but it was because they were fed other cows, not sheep. And the nasty bits, as well. To quote the gosling: "This is why cannibalism is BAAADDDDDD!"

HEY!!!!

 

[zeb1094]

Sorry to disagree with you, but it was because they were fed other cows, not sheep. And the nasty bits, as well. To quote the gosling: "This is why cannibalism is BAAADDDDDD!"

Ok, but I heard from a reliable source on some TV news show, that there were Sheep infected with some brain desease that had to be killed and instead of just burning them they were gound up and put in the cattle feed. The cows then contracted the brain desease from the feed and became...

quiet mad about it!

Edit: But is it cannibalism if they aren't a relative?

 

[1337_G1RL]

Well... here is something a bit more freaky

I'll eat whatever, I've never been terribly picky about my food, but even so I would have second thoughts about eating this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm

Thoughts?

1337

 

[SeaCat]

But they feed beef ground up sheep! That's how all the mad cow shit started!

Ummmmm, I've heard of Mad Cow Disease before but Mad Cow Shit? Is that where the Meadow Muffins start throwing pieces of themselves at you? Or do they just lie there and cuss you out?

Cat

 

[zeb1094]

I'll eat whatever, I've never been terribly picky about my food, but even so I would have second thoughts about eating this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm

Thoughts?

1337

Hey if they got out during the night they would be easy to track down. I wonder does their shit glow too?

 

[zeb1094]

Ummmmm, I've heard of Mad Cow Disease before but Mad Cow Shit? Is that where the Meadow Muffins start throwing pieces of themselves at you? Or do they just lie there and cuss you out?

Cat

The meadow muffins just lay there a scowl at you.

 

[R. Richard]

I'll eat whatever, I've never been terribly picky about my food, but even so I would have second thoughts about eating this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm

Thoughts?

1337

Hey, it sounds like a good idea. At least you could find your food during one of those ridiculous candle light suppers.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Gee whiz!

Thanks to the wonders of Taiwan technology, we can now have eggs and green ham. The great day when we can go into our friendly neighborhood Waffle House and be served green eggs and ham may be fast approaching.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[zeb1094]

Gee whiz!

Thanks to the wonders of Taiwan technology, we can now have eggs and green ham. The great day when we can go into our friendly neighborhood Waffle House and be served green eggs and ham may be fast approaching.

Rumple Foreskin

The eggs are green not the ham in the Suese book. In Taiwan the hogs are green. I would assume that the ham is still the other white meat.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I only eat happy cows.

The problem with that linmitation is that when a happy cow learns it is about to be slaughtered, it gets mad.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

they need to develop the type of Cow that is served at the Resturant at the End of the Universe. It wants to be eaten....

 

[Boxlicker101]

Maybe we should start to live off schmoos. I'm sure that some of you reember them.