Beware Absinth...

[Black_Bird]

One drink will linger in your senses for days.

My last glass was yesterday; I drank to my friend's new job. I still taste it.

 

[Spinaroonie]

And it tastes like Satan's asshole.

 

[Siren]

 

[Spinaroonie]

NOw how do you know what Satan's asshole tastes like Spinaroonie boy?

That's my brother's quote. We bought some in the tiniest bottle we could and tried it. We couldn't finish it, it was awful.

That's why you need special spoons and to make it into a congealed plastic like substance to drink.

 

[Never]

Black_Bird:
"One drink will linger in your senses for days."
Ehhh, that's called a hang-over bub.

"My last glass was yesterday; I drank to my friend's new job. I still taste it."
Last night I ate Lloyd's BBQ Shreaded Pork. I can still taste it.

 

[Black_Bird]

NOw how do you know what Satan's asshole tastes like Spinaroonie boy?

Talk about a devil of an ass kisser.

Never shook Satan's hand, look see for yourself,
You'd know it if I had, that shit don't come off.
I'll rise and fall, let me take credit for both!
Jump off a cliff, don't need your help so back off.

I'll never suck Satan's Dick!
Again you'd seeityouknowrightroundthelips.
I'll wait for angels, but I won't hold my breath;
'magine they're busy, hey I'm doin' okay!

- Pearl Jam, Satan's Bed.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Beware Absinth...

Black_Bird:
"One drink will linger in your senses for days."
Ehhh, that's called a hang-over bub.

Nope. I didn't drink enough to have one of those.

"My last glass was yesterday; I drank to my friend's new job. I still taste it."
Last night I ate Lloyd's BBQ Shreaded Pork. I can still taste it.

That's because you didn't brush your teeth, silly.

 

[Never]

Black_Bird:
"Never shook Satan's hand, look see for yourself"
That's a lie! I only gave him a high-five.

Are you in Canada? I know the stuff is legal there.

 

[Oilpainter]

Black Bird. It seems we have more in common than I thought. Absinthe...........I save it for special occassions and it was very, very hard to get the real Mcoy.

 

[scylis]

holy good gods, i think i hit the nail on the head with my AV suggestion!!

daaaaamn!

 

[Black_Bird]

Are you in Canada? I know the stuff is legal there.

*Looks down at sig*

Shhh.

 

[Never]

Isn't that illegal in DC?

 

[Oilpainter]

No it is illegal in every US State as a scedule 1 controlled substance.

 

[Azwed]

No it is illegal in every US State as a scedule 1 controlled substance.

Go to UVA in Charlotsville Absinthe is pretty much the official drink there.

 

[scylis]

yet Everclear is.

remember folks, not only can you drink it, but it keeps your floors, walls, and pretty much any surface "ever clear" of grease.

if it does that to grease, just think of what it does to you!

 

[Black_Bird]

Black Bird. It seems we have more in common than I thought. Absinthe...........I save it for special occassions and it was very, very hard to get the real Mcoy.

I know, and pretty damn expensive. This is my first bottle; I've had it for quite a while now. Still not finished it. I try not to waste it.

 

[Never]

Oilpainter:
"No it is illegal in every US State as a scedule 1 controlled substance."

Do you mean, "Yes, it is illegal..."? Or are you saying it's illegal in the 50 states, but not the District of Colombia?

 

[Sillyman]

It's illegal everywhere. It accrues in your system, so watch it.

 

[Never]

Sillyman, nope, I think it's legal in Canada but they sell it without the wormwood - that's the part that makes you insane, I believe.

Oh, and it's available in Prague as well.

 

[Azwed]

Sillyman, nope, I think it's legal in Canada but they sell it without the wormwood - that's the part that makes you insane, I believe.

Thujone is the active ingredient in wormwood and that is the reason true Absinthe is illegal in the states.


http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/absinthe/absinthe_law.shtml


http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/absinthe/absinthe_info1.shtml

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/absinthe/absinthe.shtml

 

[Never]

That's it kids.
Kill yourself with the ethanol but don't go trippy first, that would be bad.