Bethy Town
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I"d love to spend a long (and hard) day at your office!
The "girls" thought it would be rude not to say hello
I hope you enjoy our new home
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Index - for that quickest of fixesBut don't be rude; say hello!
Last updated - 20/04/2015
Sneaky peek 1 p.2
Bethy-eyed view p.5
Come to bed p.4
Pink&white p.6
Schoolgirl1 p.6
Schoolgirl2 p.6
Schoolgirl3 p.6
Long day at the office 1 p.7
Long day at the office 2 p.7
Long day at the office 3 p.7
On my knees p.8
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I am fully engorged.
Beth87
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I beg to differ on this old thing. All the kids have all these names for sex acts that I'm unaware of. Airtight-ing. New word I learnt today..really wanted to say that I was fecking doing that before you could even spell that word and then realised how ancient the thought made me feel 
Between this and not understanding snapchat. (I said to my sister.."I don't get snapchat, like why that and not Instagram or Facebook?" To which she politely replied.."there's nothing to "get" you fecking weirdo. Why are you so old?" )
I'm just not down with the cool kids. And it's always a scary moment when you have to google sex words and then have no idea what will appear
Random question..is it difficult to tell, just by looking, if a penis is flaccid or semi? I thought..maybe imagined..that would be able to tell.
The irony of how much sex I've had and yet still not knowing this.
Between this and not understanding snapchat. (I said to my sister.."I don't get snapchat, like why that and not Instagram or Facebook?" To which she politely replied.."there's nothing to "get" you fecking weirdo. Why are you so old?"
) I'm just not down with the cool kids. And it's always a scary moment when you have to google sex words and then have no idea what will appear
Random question..is it difficult to tell, just by looking, if a penis is flaccid or semi? I thought..maybe imagined..that would be able to tell.
The irony of how much sex I've had and yet still not knowing this.
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I beg to differ on this old thing. All the kids have all these names for sex acts that I'm unaware of. Airtight-ing. New word I learnt today..really wanted to say that I was fecking doing that before you could even spell that word and then realised how ancient the thought made me feel
Between this and not understanding snapchat. (I said to my sister.."I don't get snapchat, like why that and not Instagram or Facebook?" To which she politely replied.."there's nothing to "get" you fecking weirdo. Why are you so old?"
I'm just not down with the cool kids. And it's always a scary moment when you have to google sex words and then have no idea what will appear
Random question..is it difficult to tell, just by looking, if a penis is flaccid or semi? I thought..maybe imagined..that would be able to tell.
The irony of how much sex I've had and yet still not knowing this.
It can be difficult - that's why 90% of the dick pics on this forum are semi and claiming to be flaccid to sneak a few extra inches!
Also, Snapchat is preferable to the others because the pictures (usually) vanish after a few seconds, so you can fire off your nudes recklessly without fear.
Beth87
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I thought there was like a distinct position..like hands on a clock and semi was quarter to!
I've only very recently learnt that hard doesn't mean rock hard, immobile and pointing to the stars. I was scared of hurting it by moving it too much before. My handiwork is getting a little better for allowing bit more flexibility
I've only very recently learnt that hard doesn't mean rock hard, immobile and pointing to the stars. I was scared of hurting it by moving it too much before. My handiwork is getting a little better for allowing bit more flexibility
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Now I can never trust a penis pic againJust have to send me erect penises so I can properly tell
Oh no! Well, if you need examples (purely for educational purposes) just let me know.
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I am a scientist..research and samples for statistical analysis is most likely necessary
So are you setting up a lab for in depth study or is this going to be Field Work?
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Field work all the way. My inbox eagerly awaits the samples. Don't worry, I'm a professional they will remain anonymous
Feeling rather horny but I dunno which part of me is most dominant. I dunno if I want to be used and playfully abused or if I want slow and steady. Or if I'm in a, teach me how to do it mood. What horny mood are you guys in?
Feeling rather horny but I dunno which part of me is most dominant. I dunno if I want to be used and playfully abused or if I want slow and steady. Or if I'm in a, teach me how to do it mood. What horny mood are you guys in?
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Field work all the way. My inbox eagerly awaits the samples. Don't worry, I'm a professional they will remain anonymous
Feeling rather horny but I dunno which part of me is most dominant. I dunno if I want to be used and playfully abused or if I want slow and steady. Or if I'm in a, teach me how to do it mood. What horny mood are you guys in?
I'm in a slowly seduce, Dom you, and play type of mood.
Beth87
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I like this mood
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Beth87
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you know how I love being told what to doI thought you might.
And I do like being good..even when I'm naughty
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you know how I love being told what to do
Deliciously good!!
DiJiT
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you know how I love being told what to do
Oh yes, and you are such a good naughty girl
*Pats your head and strokes your hair*
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Deliciously good!!
I hope so!
*smiles*
How can I be good for you today?
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Field work all the way. My inbox eagerly awaits the samples. Don't worry, I'm a professional they will remain anonymous
Feeling rather horny but I dunno which part of me is most dominant. I dunno if I want to be used and playfully abused or if I want slow and steady. Or if I'm in a, teach me how to do it mood. What horny mood are you guys in?
Sounds like you are in for some fun PMs. I may just contribute to the research.
I'm in a voyeuristic mood today. Just wanting to watch and savor a lovely view.
DiJiT
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Hmm, I like an attentive girl
Well, First would be proper attire.....I did art school for quite awhile so I like to appreciate the female form in its "natural" and "Unobstructed" state.
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Hello!
I had a long weekend
Trying to pack up my house for a move. Started off neatly and organised. Now my motto is chuck that shit in a box. I'll deal with it later! Happy times.
But bra shopping was surprising treat I dunno if they fit under "sexy" but they fit which is sexy enough...believe me! Apparently I was just really constraining them and really it's a surprise they didn't complain to me more. I was alternating E/F cup. I'm actually a GG cup 
I didn't think they made them in this size
How is everyone?
I had a long weekend
Trying to pack up my house for a move. Started off neatly and organised. Now my motto is chuck that shit in a box. I'll deal with it later! Happy times. But bra shopping was surprising treat
I dunno if they fit under "sexy" but they fit which is sexy enough...believe me! Apparently I was just really constraining them and really it's a surprise they didn't complain to me more. I was alternating E/F cup. I'm actually a GG cup I didn't think they made them in this size How is everyone?
