Best Way To Jack Off?

theuberpea

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Hi there. I was just wondering whether any of you crowd want to share your wisdom on the subject of masturbation. Any tips? Any oddities? Pics would be welcomed :D.
 
Use a gumboot (wellington). What you do is stick it in, then you sort of fold it over and tape it up. Then hump away.
 
I heard a tip on here and gave it a try and it was quite good. I put some lube in a condom, then got my sleeping bag which was rolled up and humped that. The edges rubbed my inner thighs just right and I came in like five seconds. I was watching a gooey video at the time. That helped.
 
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For me it's Astroglide, a latex glove and maybe some good porn, preferably one that features oral sex and leather or latex-clad ladies. That will put me over every time!
 
Well the absolute BEST way for me to JO is to have my GF do it for me. She lubes me up with EROS (much better and longer lasting than AstroG, Wet, etc) .... she also lubes up a finger and slides it up my ass. She starts by slowly jacking me off while she is massaging my prostate.....my cum usually starts running from my cock as she milks me then she really starts jacking me so I shoot my full, hot load all over her tits.

THAT my friends....is THE BEST !!!!!
 
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