Best Soup To Get Laid To

[Ambrosious]

I gotta go with Campbells Cream Of Chicken. If I am pouring soup all over the FantasyGoddess, I want to be able to enjoy it too. There is something about the way those chunks of celery enhance our pleasure when they get caught "down there."

How about you?

I do recommend Tomato if it is "that time" for you dollfaces.

 

[FantasyGoddess]

I think he's lost it, now.

 

[Merelan]

That is to say he was ever sane to begin with, I have my doubts.
But then, what does that say about you?

 

[Cheyenne]

Soup? We have soup?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Ohhhhhhh that Goldie ....

There's a Girl in my Soup
~Peter Sellers~

 

[Ambrosious]

You know, if I had said tuna...

 

[FantasyGoddess]

That is to say he was ever sane to begin with, I have my doubts.
But then, what does that say about you?

I was dropped on my head a long time ago.

 

[ranajja]

*reads post, closes eyes, shakes head*


You're a nut.

 

[DriveSouth]

Hot and Sour ...

 

[Ally C]

*Sings* "take my broth away..."

There's a soup called Cock-a-leekie, but I pretty much like most soups, especially if I get to spoon ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

mmmmmmmm good
mmmmmmmm good
that's what sex and soup is
mmmmmmmm good

 

[CreamyLady]

I suppose French onion, with croutons and gruyere cheese, is a little over the top . . .

 

[Ambrosious]

CreamyLady

Oh, that's kinky! I love it...

 

[CreamyLady]

Kinky? And here I thought it was just an elegant form of earthy.

I have a recipe for Root Soup if you ever get tired, Ambrosious.

 

[Ambrosious]

CL

Well...

I do have one HELACIOUS root, if you know what I mean.

 

[CreamyLady]

Well then, I'll keep the parsnips to myself.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Waiter there's a fly in my soup.

 

[Ambrosious]

Waiter, there is soup on my fly...

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Would you like another fly?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Meanwhile ...

.... Soupy Sales and Naomi Campbell were overseen in a crowded smoky bistro ....

where the Soup Nazi served sexy soup ....

 

[bluntforcemama]

Can I go for Hershey's chocolate syrup instead? And that comment about tomato soup..... *gag* I think that might be a little over the top, at least for me.... but a great imagination!

 

[Dillinger]

Is it sex yet?

 

[Silverlily]

Too many cooks may spoil the soup, but would they get to join in?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

that's what i like about these boards ...

you can discuss anything here from ...

soup to nuts.

 

[*bratcat*]