Best Lines Ever

[DeepGreenEyes]

Lt. Frank Drebin: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.

Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.

Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.

Lt. Frank Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.

Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.

Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.

Lt. Frank Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.

Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.

Lt. Frank Drebin: All I know is never bet on the white guy.


-The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

 

[Felix_Jones]

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

"If you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong."

"That was some of the best flying I've seen yet. Right up to the point where you got killed."

Top Gun

Still ranks as the gayest movie ever. 10 out of 10 on the brokeback scale.

"You can ride my tail any time, Ice Man."

 

[Felix_Jones]

"What matters most in [this] universe is fulfilling your duty and facing the inexorable with dignity."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Still ranks as the gayest movie ever. 10 out of 10 on the brokeback scale.

"You can ride my tail any time, Ice Man."

Okay, but I gotta believe Bareback Big Uncut Dicks 5 is right up there, too. If you read between the lines, it's very gay.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Louis Salinger (Clive Owen

"Sometimes one meets one's destiny on the road one took to avoid it."

The International

 

[Lord_Michael]

Dr. Dave Bowman (Keir Dullea) and Hal 9000 (Douglas Rain)

Dr. Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Hal 9000: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

2001: A Space Odyssey

And a historical note that might be of interest.
Ever wonder where "HAL 9000" came from? Story I've heard is that if you take the letter preceding each letter of HAL's name, you come up with IBM.
True! And if it isn't, it oughta be.

 

[bigtaz4me]

Treasure Of The Sierra Madres

Batches? We no need no steenking batches

 

[Lord_Michael]

Batches? We no need no steenking batches

Well, not really. That's a typical misquote. Rather like "Play it again, Sam," which Bogart never said in Casablanca.

What Alfonso Bedoya actually said in Treasure of the Sierra Madre was:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

 

[TarevaChine]

"Every now and then say, What the fuck."


Risky Business

 

[CaresseDArcy]

Mama Clump while clapping: Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

 

[reachedme]

A smack is just a hug that stings

mimi - drew carey show

 

[midwestyankee]

Still ranks as the gayest movie ever. 10 out of 10 on the brokeback scale.

"You can ride my tail any time, Ice Man."

There's a certain layer of homoeroticism in the movie, to be sure. But could you at least quote the movie accurately if you're going to disparage it?

The correct line(s) are:

Iceman: "You can be my wing man any time."

Maverick: "Bullshit. You can be mine."

Last I heard, plenty of hetero dudes play the role of wing man in regular life on the ground.

 

[Lord_Steve]

There's a certain layer of homoeroticism in the movie, to be sure. But could you at least quote the movie accurately if you're going to disparage it?

The correct line(s) are:

Iceman: "You can be my wing man any time."

Maverick: "Bullshit. You can be mine."

Last I heard, plenty of hetero dudes play the role of wing man in regular life on the ground.

the GAY? in MY MOVIE?

To contribute:

"Who's the lady with the log?"
"Oh. We call her the log lady."
-Twin Peaks

 

[Lord_Michael]

Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi)

"Listen to them: children of the night. What music they make."

Dracula

 

[Lord_Michael]

Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)

"There's no crying in baseball!"


A League of Their Own

 

[DehviantGirl]

"There's no crying in baseball!"


A League of Their Own

Oh! I love that one.

Another one from the same movie that just doesn't come across as I'd like sometimes (written), is when Rosie O'Donnell says, "Hello" when she see's Gina Davis' husband.

Just had to add that note - hope that's okay

 

[DehviantGirl]

G.I. Jane

A movie I liked despite the title -

Two quotes:

"I've made decisions that would make Soloman shit golfballs."

and

"Suck my dick."

 

[ChrissieLecker]

From "Face Off":

If I were to send you flowers where would I - no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

 

[Lord_Michael]

Oh! I love that one.

Another one from the same movie that just doesn't come across as I'd like sometimes (written), is when Rosie O'Donnell says, "Hello" when she see's Gina Davis' husband.

Just had to add that note - hope that's okay

Okay?! Of course it is, DehviantGirl. Makes me want to rewatch the movie to see how she reads that line!

 

[Lord_Michael]

Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."


The Godfather

 

[rekane]

Sergio Roma: You've been mind-fucked before?
Aaron Green: I don't think so.
Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron Green: You are?
Sergio Roma: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
Aaron Green: No, I can't really feel anything.
Sergio Roma: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.

from Get Him to the Greek

 

[Lord_Michael]

Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)

"Here's looking at you, kid."

Casablanca

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

"Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip"

~ The Swedish Chef, The Muppet Movie

 

[Lord_Michael]

Hobson (John Gielgud)

"If you, in your undershirt, would take one step backward, I could enter this dwelling."

Arthur (the original)

 

[Lord_Steve]

Lord Michael is biting my style.