best household toys

[sh85uk]

ok, so i've recently been trying to find the best way of taking my curiosity to the next level and was wondering what everyday objects around the house you guys may have used to play with yourselves in any way possible? really looking forward to hearing some ideas!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I hear apple pie is good.

 

[Pas_de_Fierte]

Well, what sort of play are you looking for?

 

[Teman01]

apple pie? not hair pie

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I heard you could use tincans, thick wool socks and saran wrap to make a fake pussy?

 

[kiwisub]

Carrots are a subs best friend !

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Carrots are a subs best friend !

if you wanna be manly about it
screwdriver + condom?
on the handle of course..
hate to see the other way >.<

 

[kiwisub]

If you are going to go DIY then hammer the screwdriver into a piece of wood and you can have your hands free

 

[simple cruise]

does this qualify?

I have found that a nice thick smoked sausage in a condom feels soo good,

 

[suckcurious]

household toys

A Sure deoderant can is a nice starting point for anal play,Lube it up and enjoy.

 

[naughtyinsilk]

I like candles you can shape them and they come in so many interesting sizes

 

[Minouners]

I've never tried since I'm a woman but one of my guy friends once told me that he had leftover mashed patatoes and put his cock into it. He said it was much better while it was still warm!

 

[WrittenInStars]

Owwww i like this thread it mite give me some more ideas so i thought id start it again iv tried soooooooo much household things it unbelievable some really do not work but here is a list of a few things iv tried

A torch ~ comes in different sizes so u can work your way up
A hair brush
Curling tongs
A Carrot ~ but this was VERY cold
Shower this was incredably good seen as though I can change the power settings
Candle
Toothbrush ~ this was very VERY . . . interesting try it both ends ummmmm
Bottles
Hammer
Knifes and forks the handle end obviously
Glue Stick

As you can tell iv tried a few things but some things really didnt work because they werent lubed hehe

Please can u list some of yours seen as though im on Christmas holidays, a student, and dont have a partner lol I NEED CHEAP HELP!!!!!!!!

 

[puffy_nip_luvr]

battery-powered vibrating toothbrushes!! trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the high frequency vibing makes my cock scream!! Cut the bristles off though- the best model by far I've found is the "Colgate Microsonic". I've tried 4 different models of toothbrushes and they all make the most awesome and cheap vibrators! waterproof as well! hehehe I always check out the toothbrush section in every drugstore I wander into to... hehehe... yeah, I'm outta control.. lol

 

[puffy_nip_luvr]

battery-powered vibrating toothbrushes!! trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the high frequency vibing makes my cock scream!! Cut the bristles off though- the best model by far I've found is the "Colgate Microsonic". I've tried 4 different models of toothbrushes and they all make the most awesome and cheap vibrators! waterproof as well! hehehe I always check out the toothbrush section in every drugstore I wander into to... hehehe... yeah, I'm outta control.. lol

oh yeah, it even cums with a battery!! 6 Canuck bucks!! put it in a rubber and shove it up yer bum in the shower and have fun!! hehehe again...

 

[alltherage]

oh yeah, it even cums with a battery!! 6 Canuck bucks!! put it in a rubber and shove it up yer bum in the shower and have fun!! hehehe again...

Why mess with batteries. Why not use a power drill with a hot dog attached to the driver? Lets just hope the hot dog has a thick skin.

 

[puffy_nip_luvr]

Why mess with batteries. Why not use a power drill with a hot dog attached to the driver? Lets just hope the hot dog has a thick skin.

don't think a hot-dog could handle it.. lol............. but a toy I made for a lady friend is I put a firm jelly dildo on the end of my reciprocating saw (the speed can be varied slowly to a slow in and out, or hammer her!! hehe)

 

[Tanya_tgirl30]

Frying pan handles

 

[puffy_nip_luvr]

Frying pan handles

now that would be interesting to see!

 

[pantybeard]

a banana peel has a tremendous amount of natural lube in it for a fake pussy feel

 

[AvaAdore]

There are some awesome toothbrushes... there is an electric one that takes an AAA battery and the fibrations are superb! It's not a typical electric toothbrush. It looks like a normal toothbrush but is thicker at the base, and it vibrates rather than having a spinning head or whatever.

 

[kzryman]

with a litle bit off thinking, i found that unziping the chouch coshin, then making a small hole in the foam, barely big enough for your cock, and geting a condom or a baggy and adding lube feels great. just like a vagina.

 

[horsie_gurl]

hmm all i've done is the screwdriver and skinny soap bottles in the shower.

also i have this glitter glue stuff that doesn't come in a normal elmers glue shape it is a long cylinder and the lid slopes (conical shaped) so it is perfect for masturbation sessions...i'll def. be trying some of these ideas

 

[puffy_nip_luvr]

There are some awesome toothbrushes... there is an electric one that takes an AAA battery and the fibrations are superb! It's not a typical electric toothbrush. It looks like a normal toothbrush but is thicker at the base, and it vibrates rather than having a spinning head or whatever.

That's that Colgate Microsonic I was mentioning.... wicked, isn't it!!!

 

[Capricorn1]

but a toy I made for a lady friend is I put a firm jelly dildo on the end of my reciprocating saw (the speed can be varied slowly to a slow in and out, or hammer her!! hehe)

Now THAT is original