Best and Worst Pickup Lines...revisited...

[Cath!]

I know its been done before, but not for awhile.
According to AskMen.com...these are the top ten best and worst...have you heard/used any, all or other ones?

Ten Best:
10. "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
9. "You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
8. "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
7. "Who's your friend?"
6. "I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
5. "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
4. "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
3. "What's your name?"
2. "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
1. "So what haven't you been told tonight?"

Ten Worst:
10. "Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though."
9. "How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
8. "What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? 7. "Where were you when I was paying for milk?
6. "Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof?"
5. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."
4. "I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."
3. "Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?"
2. "Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"
1. "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

here these are on my computer (they are built into my IRC program hehe)

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I told you you had a beautiful chest, would you hold it against me?
You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book... so what's one more?
Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy
You make my software turn into hardware
That's a nice dress... could I talk you out of it?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together
Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
I looked up beautiful in the Thesaurus today and your name was included
Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you
How was heaven when you left?
I like your legs so much I'm going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again?
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us
I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning
That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
You are the reason men fall in love
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
You know you might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women look bad
Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Hey baby, are you wearing space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
All those curves, and me with no breaks
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN... how much have you been drinking?


the ones in bold are my favorits, and I've actualy said them to friends jokeingly.

 

[Summery]

Lmao Fly.

Sex is a Killer, want to die happy Fly?

 

[modest mouse]

Worst: "Lets Fuck"

>Often results in a slap across the face.







Best: "Lets Fuck"

>Often results in fucking.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Lmao Fly.

Sex is a Killer, want to die happy Fly?

ooo sure as hell do

 

[Cath!]

If you altered this just a titch...it would work EVERY time!

Worst: "Lets Fuck"

>Often results in a slap across the face.

Best: "Lets Fuck"

>Often results in fucking.

My alltime favorite as everyone knows...

Nice shoes.............wanna fuck?

 

[Animal2]

Best and worst

What's the difference between sex and a chicken leg?



Come on a picnic and I'll show you!

It never fails for a laugh.

 

[Cath!]

This is occasionally used as my sig line...

I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped, and frankly it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock. Please remove your clothing now.

 

[Ree]

My brother who is an incredible looking man with blonde hair, green eyes, and a body to die for told my husband this line:

He walks up to the most beautiful woman in the bar and asks her to dance. If she says yes, they dance and things progress from there. If she says, "No, thank you. I don't want to dance." He says, "I'm sorry I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants."

(I don't know if he has used that line or not but I am pretty sure not many women would turn him down.)

 

[alexandraaah]

Hmmm...a really bad one:


Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can really see myself in your pants..

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Best and worst

What's the difference between sex and a chicken leg?

Both are better with a bottle of Wesson Oil.

 

[TygerEyez]

Or how about the most annoying?

"Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?"

 

[Tim1]

Never underestimate

in a crowded bar...walking up to a nice young lady and saying......"sweetie, as long as I have a face you have a place to sit"

I Know its crude....but what the hell

 

[MissTaken]

A Redneck pick up line:


"Get in the truck, bitch."

 

[AusTess]

I've been with the same bloke for like,14 years.
So it's been a long long time since ANYONE has used a line on me.

The last one was a guy i went to school with,who in front of my husband said,"I really would like to see you sometime"

That was enough for me.
Simple,to the point and honest.
Vant beat that i dont reckon.



People dont usually hit on me.
Apparently i'm intimidating.


go figure.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I don't like and don't use pickup lines, but if I wanted to start something with someone, my intro line would be "Hi, I am ____, how are you tonight? Would you like to talk?" or something along those lines. Or I would ask them about something they were interested in - such as, if they were viewing a painting in a gallery I would talk to them about the painting.

But of the line mentioned I have a few comments.
Ten Best:
10. "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?" Now that seems original, not crude, humorous in that it makes light of the idea of a pickup line and the situation. In fact I like it so much I will remember that one.

9. "You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."presumptive and arrogant.

8. "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."Crude and presumptive.

7. "Who's your friend?" ??

6. "I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"Corny and presumptive.

5. "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."Insulting.

4. "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."Corny, not in the least funny, and crude.

3. "What's your name?"Not bad.

2. "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."Not bad, but not very funny, and you are setting yourself up for a turn down; there is only two ways she can go with this one.

1. "So what haven't you been told tonight?"Not bad, a little humorous, but #10 was more along my sense of humor.

Ten Worst:
10. "Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though."A bit humorous, but a bit crude.

9 through 3 Crude, not very humorous, etc.

2. "Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"Humorous in a way, but just about guaranteed to get you slapped/etc., unless you came across someone with a very good sense of humor.

1. "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?" Please! Give me a break!

 

[MunchinMark]

I haven't actually field tested this one but;

"Why do women often use these two fingers to reach climax?"

"Because they're mine."

 

[Black_Bird]

Guy: Hey - do you want to come back to my place for pizza and sex?

Girl: No.

Guy: What? You don't like pizza?

 

[doctor_insanus]

"I'm a pleasure machine. Your job is to turn me on."

Yep, that one explains the parade of naked women dancing through my bedroom.

 

[celiaKitten]

"Would you like to come to my dungeon?"



*shivers*

I've actually gotten that line from two people ... lol but one time it actually worked

 

[Xander]

"Would you like to come to my dungeon?"



*shivers*

I've actually gotten that line from two people ... lol but one time it actually worked

Ahem ahem....that was "Welcome to my dungeon" if I remember correctly. And it wasn't a pick up line....we were already together

 

[celiaKitten]

Ahem ahem....that was "Welcome to my dungeon" if I remember correctly. And it wasn't a pick up line....we were already together

Details, details! Still .. a dungeon line from two different people???

 

[blackmagicwoman]

I just got this one on the ski slopes...
"Hey, I got a bottle of wine waiting for me at the top of the gondola, two glasses and my friend here doesn't drink. Wanna' join me for a glass at sunset? The guy looked like Robbie Hart's brother off "The Wedding Singer", hair helmet and all. Nice try, sucka!! BMW

 

[Ebonyfire]

The worst:

"Hey baby, I got what you need...."

"Oh really?"

"Yes Baby"

" Oh great! I have always wanted to meet a man with two dicks!"


The lounge lizard slunk away while the people at the bar laughed him out the door!

EB

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Details, details! Still .. a dungeon line from two different people???

*AHEM*

3 People... or do you not remeber that?
lol