Best Advice You Ever Received??

[ybavg]

What's The Best Advice You Have Ever Received??

Mine was from my Dad. Two pieces actually.

First -

Son, throughout your life there are gonna be times when women become mad at you. No matter who's fault, they will be mad at you. Now - they will either get over it, or they won't. And there ain't a DAMN thing you can do about it!!

Second -

Women don't give a shit what you're doing, as long as you ain't having any fun. They think you're having fun mowing the grass, they'll bring ya into the house to scrub out the tub.

Kind of tongue-in-cheek, but some truth value.

What's your best received advice??

 

[Dillinger]

Never whistle while you're pissing.

 

[Wizard]

Don't spit or piss into the wind.....................................Good advise........

 

[riff]

1) Don't fuck up your health, your driving record, or your credit. (dad)

2) Pick your own battles. (dad)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The way to a man's heart is not through his pants...

 

[badasschick]

An Oscar winner said to me " The only reason why I am a success now is because I never had a plan B."

I don't know why I took those words to heart.

 

[SpaceToast]

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his back." -- Spotted on a pin in a comic book store-

-M@

 

[PAPAGORGIO]

Hard before beer your in the clear. Beer before hard your in the yard.

 

[BustyTheClown]

" The only reason why I am a success now is because I never had a plan B."

Now that's my kind of motto!

 

[Lady_Sam]

"Always wear a pair of clean panties, you never know when you'll be in an accident"


Solved that one....I don't wear em

 

[lordelpus]

"Always wear a pair of clean panties, you never know when you'll be in an accident"


Solved that one....I don't wear em

Careful.. we'll all be out to run you over now!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

"Make 9 copies of everything."

 

[lobito]

"Get off my lawn before I put a bullet in your ass". I remembered that advice everytime I went near that guys home.

 

[celiaKitten]

Strive for more, but be happy with what you have too. After all, remember what the destination of life really is. - My older brother

Good advice too. I don't have everything I want in life, but I'm still pretty damn happy with what I do have

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Always carry a towel!


But seriously...... probably read everything you can, even the stuff you hate. You may learn something anyways.
My 10th grade English teacher.

Wipe from front to back.
mum

 

[Ice Cold]

Reach for the sun, this way if you fall short, you can still grab the moon.

 

[lisalove]

Think before you speak.

 

[ybavg]

Great pieces of advice all. Thanks for the input. Especially like badasschick's. Excellent!

 

[Monazwx]

Good advice: Be observant

Look around and look out everywhere you go.
(Scary isn't it).

 

[truegentleman]

Treat every person you meet the way you want to be treated.

 

[PAPAGORGIO]

Never pick up a hooker carrying a walkie talkie.

 

[Tantanah]

To each his own....Mom

Don't wait until nightime when it's dark to see the things you could see in the daytime when it's light...my grandmother

 

[Dillinger]

Always know where your towel is.