Beginning an online conversation by asking my age is a sign of immaturity! What else?

[BlondGirl]

What is it with guys who do this online??!!?!? Is there any most obvious signal of being underage than this?

Every time I get this in a PM, I want to ask if mommy is paying the bills for him to use this computer.

I am curious-what else tips you off that the creature on the other side of the screen is too young to be chatting you up?

 

[Lasz]

Yeah my mom still gives me money for some of my room and board.

So how old are you blondgirl?

J/k

Laz

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Blondgirl???



How old are you?

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmmmm no age questions..........Ok.....so WHAT are you wearing.........

 

[Wiggles]

Well, I used to look for the bad spelling and grammatical errors.....

But I usually stay away from the obnoxious chatters. You know the ones, I won't go into it.

Asking my A/S/L when it's clearly stated in my profile always pisses me off. What's up with that?

Another sign is the 'so suave' opening line, What are you wearing? Or it's close second, Wanna cyber?

Yick, Gag, Pfftt. I hate chat rooms!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: Beginning an online conversation by asking my age is a sign of immaturity! What else?

What is it with guys who do this online??!!?!? Is there any most obvious signal of being underage than this?

Every time I get this in a PM, I want to ask if mommy is paying the bills for him to use this computer.

I am curious-what else tips you off that the creature on the other side of the screen is too young to be chatting you up?

I know what you mean...girls do this too. I play pool at yahoo in a Cases Ladder League, and whenever I get invited to play a game by a girl that is not in the league, the first thing I see is a/s/l? I just leave....

Another tip off is when they holler out "Any hott guys wanna play?"

or..."any guys wanna play, pic in profile"

 

[DntWkeTheNghbrs]

Even better: "a/s/l"

Or something that is answered in my profile.

 

[Caressa]

I agree to all of the above.

Plus,

"gotta pic"

or "Hi"...and then once I reply they don't say anything.

Don't try and start a conversation with me and then expect me to carry it....geesh

 

[DntWkeTheNghbrs]

or "Hi"...and then once I reply they don't say anything.

Don't try and start a conversation with me and then expect me to carry it....geesh

I agree. I never realised just how many boring people there are in the world before the internet. (I'm not talking about the wonderful people at lit of course...)

"How r u?" really pisses me off as well!

 

[perks]

nice shoes....oh wait... nevermind.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

Heh.

I got a PM yesterday saying "What makes you wet?"

That's it.

Fuckwit.

sorry foxy.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

I agree. I never realised just how many boring people there are in the world before the internet. (I'm not talking about the wonderful people at lit of course...)

"How r u?" really pisses me off as well!

Well, how about "How are you doing?" or "What's going on in your world, hon?"

I find AOheL short hand annoying as well, but you have to start a conversation off with *something*.

 

[Black_Bird]

Heh.

I got a PM yesterday saying "What makes you wet?"

That's it.

Fuckwit.

Well... that's when you reply, "I gave you a second of my time, and you didn't. Bye."

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Anyone who addresses me as "hon" when I don't know them from a bar of soap gets deleted as well.

It's just sooo patronising

Well - unfortunatly it's the way we speak around here. I've picked up on the Baltimore traditional accent... Calling all the ladies "hon," and all the gentlemen "guy". *shrugs* No offense meant....

hon.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Juspar says:
How you doin?
Juspar says:
What's your star sign?
YoungThing says:
Hi
Juspar says:
Whatcha wearing?
Juspar Says:
How old are you?
YoungThing says:

Juspar says:
Wanna fuck?
Juspar says:
You still there?
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Oh, Wiggles, you is young! I like that in a girl.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Ou of all the smilies in all the world, I hate that fucking frog one the most. I *hate* it.

Well, I have to find a way to playfully annoy you... so that's it...

You should have never told me... Muwahahahaha!

I don't mind if you call me hon

Great, what about 'chewy'? <ducks flying shoe> Okay, 'hon' it is.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I don't respond to AIM's with the those ever so annoying questions such as :

" are you horny ?"
" wanna see my dick , I have a pic "
" a/s/l"
" wanna cyber ? "
" age ? "
" where you from "


Thos munday questions seem to make me not respond to these Aim's and it NEVER fails ... I don't respond & all of a sudden I begin to get warnings ... some " men " can be so childlish. *agh*

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

I don't mind mispelling; hell, I do it enough...
I can even handle improper grammer; again, I'm horrible.

What I can't stand is when they use one letter and numbers to speak.

"C U L8R"
"R U O.K.?"
"Y R U so hard on me?"

... the very least they can do is try to learn how to type. *growl*

 

[Black_Bird]

Okay, that's a definite 747

747? Huh?

It was a random name I chose that made no sense and that definitely didn't fit you... I was trying to be funny - but I guess it didn't work. *shrugs* Oh well.

 

[Wiggles]

Juspar says:
How you doin?
Juspar says:
What's your star sign?
YoungThing says:
Hi
Juspar says:
Whatcha wearing?
Juspar Says:
How old are you?
YoungThing says:

Juspar says:
Wanna fuck?
Juspar says:
You still there?
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Oh, Wiggles, you is young! I like that in a girl.

(I know you aren't talking about me, I'm a chatty 'YoungThing'.)