Begin your sentence with..........

[jeff_is_smiling]

Here, in my lap, is where comfort and excitement start...

 

[EbersMoll]

Start as you mean to go on.

 

[EctoJohn]

On the next episode, Donny is up for a promotion when something terrible goes wrong!

 

[Coyote100]

Wrong answers are not a good thing during a job interview.

 

[Shady_nz]

Interview questions are a good way to learn about someone

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Someone has made me very wet this morning.

 

[ccs29745]

Morning wetness brought on by erotic thoughts is not a bad thing.

 

[EbersMoll]

Thing One and Thing Two, it’s all so, ‘Cat in the Hat’.

 

[Shady_nz]

Hat pics are cute but not when being worn by an ass..

 

[LizVegas79]

Ass pics on my husband's phone are why we have a strict no pics in the bedroom policy now because after his phone got stolen, guess whose ass got posted all over the internet?

 

[EbersMoll]

Internet based storage is a difficult thing to wipe.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Ass pics on my husband's phone are why we have a strict no pics in the bedroom policy now because after his phone got stolen, guess whose ass got posted all over the internet?

I make use of hidden photos with a pin number.

 

[LizVegas79]

I make use of hidden photos with a pin number.

(good idea!)

 

[LizVegas79]

Internet based storage is a difficult thing to wipe.

"Wipe up your own mess pervert."

 

[ccs29745]

Pervert I am not, horny I am.

 

[JustDave478]

Am I going to end up in trouble here?

 

[ccs29745]

Here, you never know.

 

[Coyote100]

Know what you are doing is good advice when working with a computer.

 

[SevMax2]

Computer, end program.

 

[ccs29745]

Program on TV can be interesting

 

[EctoJohn]

"Interesting things happen to me every day," said the man with no sense of excitement.

 

[fsa52]

Excitement is easy to find, if you know where to look.

 

[Shady_nz]

Look at this! It's just incredible!

 

[ccs29745]

Incredible people make me happy.

 

[EctoJohn]

Happy was how he looked even though depressed was how he felt.