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[LiveWire64]

Coffee lover is a member here on Literotica.

 

[fsa52]

Literotica is always good for a laugh or two.

 

[ttenney]

Two out of three ain't bad.

 

[Redheadnlegs]

two o'clock is really early to feed the screaming llamas.

 

[Esslemont]

Trust is a knifeblade…

 

[LiveWire64]

Bad women are the best.

 

[fsa52]

Best of Show was won by a chihuahua.

 

[Redheadnlegs]

Bad women are the best.

Best post because I did it all wrong and am thoroughly ashamed of myself.

 

[LiveWire64]

Chihuahua dog was being walked by Redheadnlegs to the park.

 

[Just_Jen]

Park your keister meister, and get comfortable while I dim the lights.

 

[LiveWire64]

Lights on can be fun also.

 

[fsa52]

Also known by another name, the man was arrested.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Also known by another name, the man was arrested.

Arrested, he bowed his head and cursed the day he dared to be Spiderman.

 

[babygirlslave19]

Spiderman is the biggest pansy of all the superheroes.

 

[bluebill0422]

Superheros' costumes often show their bulges.

 

[HarperValley]

Superheroes - all Lycra and witty catch phrases!

 

[fsa52]

Phrases describing the accident weren’t accurate.

 

[LiveWire64]

Accurate measurements of her body including being naked.

 

[Redheadnlegs]

Naked with a bowl of jello, Kent?

 

[bluebill0422]

Kent State shootings in 1970 was the inspiration for Neil Young to pen the song "Ohio".

 

[fsa52]

Ohio is a state located in the Midwest.

 

[Redheadnlegs]

Midwest diners have the best scrapple.

 

[LiveWire64]

Scrapple is good for breakfast.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Breakfast in bed beats the alternative

 

[WatchingCloud]

Alternative music isn't really my thing.