Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

History seems a most boring subject until you dig beneath the surface

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Surface veneer can disguise what’s inside.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Inside is for me to know and only the most inquisitive to find out

 

[Blackbird93]

Out of the blue, and into the black.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Black socks are usually what I wear for work, unless it is pink Tuesday and then I think you can guess the colour

 

[Jasmine12345]

color, rhythm, taste and mood play significant roles in a romance

 

[CiaoSteve]

Romance is what I hoped for, as we stood atop the rooftop bar, staring out across the brightly lit skyline, two cocktails having just arrived

 

[Jasmine12345]

arrived, he arrived. that's when the music starts playing

 

[CiaoSteve]

Playing, I wondered... is she just playing, or is she being serious?

 

[Jasmine12345]

serious, I play seriously without taking it personally

 

[LeSabreur]

Personally, I can't think of anything more fun than flirting.

 

[Jasmine12345]

flirting, that's when the music starts playing

 

[CiaoSteve]

Playing, flirting, all I can do is ask this beautiful young lady if she'd like to dance

 

[Jasmine12345]

dance...Captain, the dance floor is on the left

 

[CiaoSteve]

Left or right, I once went to the bathrooms in China and the names on the doors were in Chinese characters... how confusing.

 

[LeSabreur]

Confusing is when identical twins play a naughty prank on you!

 

[ccs29745]

You are so right.

 

[SmilingLez]

Right now I am hungry

 

[CiaoSteve]

Hungry I was, but a pie full of shepherd's has put pay to my needs

 

[LeSabreur]

"Needs must," said Barclay, as he reluctantly stopped at a burger chain off the motorway.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Motorways in Germany have no speed limits

 

[Jasmine12345]

limits there are, in May West's screw policy

 

[gisade]

Policy only works when everyone complies

 

[Jasmine12345]

complies, I'm pretty sure everyone of her clients does

 

[Graybear1826]

Does W. C. Fields have a shot with Mae West in the bedroom?