Begin your sentence with..........

[Graybear1826]

It's a sad fact that waiting for me to get it might take a little time.

 

[Jasmine12345]

time, exactly, for a Sloe Screw

 

[fsa52]

Screw policy, I’m doing what I want!

 

[LeSabreur]

Want some candy?

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

Candy canes make terrible sex toys.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Toys are to be enjoyed not endured

 

[SecretGentExploring]

Do you remember when…that made our bodies shake in anticipated excited arousal and nervousness?

 

[Jasmine12345]

nervousness...he's got the fire stoking and weaving an enchanting fairytale

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

fairytale romances should be traded for really good sex.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Sex is what you want it to be... slow and steady... quick and fiery... sultry and brooding... or maybe you prefer to go for something more... well... bound and vulnerable

 

[Jasmine12345]

vulnerable, yet he talks about sex all the time

 

[ccs29745]

Time to put the chickens to bed, get daughter to take a shower, get the dog a treat, then sit and relax rest of the evening.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Evening quiet can be deafeningly noisy in your mind.

 

[MissMarie32]

Mind your own fucking business

 

[Graybear1826]

Business has no place in your mind once you enter through your front door.

 

[LeSabreur]

Door-to-door salesmen are virtually a thing of the past, with few exceptions.

 

[EctoJohn]

Exceptions can be made, but try and abide by the rules.

 

[ccs29745]

Rules are there for a reason.

 

[Coyote100]

Reason is not a factor in everyone's political view.

 

[LeSabreur]

View your crop after a hard-won planting season to connect you with the earth.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Earth is brown, roses are red, this sounded better when said in my head.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Head and shoulders is a shampoo I've never used.

 

[Celticlight]

Used towels left in a sauna are inherently distressing

 

[Jodaily]

Distressing news can bring you down if you let it. Be happy.

 

[ccs29745]

Happy birthday to those born today!