Begin your sentence with..........

[Jodaily]

Ripple was a wine that I quit drinking in my teens.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Teens are like adults but less jaded.

 

[Jodaily]

Jaded ladies can be a lot of fun.

 

[ccs29745]

Fun was to be had by all at the carnival.

 

[Gamine67]

Carnival means the Maypole, dancing and debauchery.

 

[metrifonate]

Debauchery is not to be confused with the trebuchet

 

[Gamine67]

Trebuchet makes me hurl.

 

[metrifonate]

Hurl or hurley is the stick used in hurling

 

[Gamine67]

Hurling is a risk when you buy seafood on Sunday.

 

[EctoJohn]

Sunday newspapers used to be great for comic strips.

 

[Coyote100]

Strips of colored paper hung from the ceiling.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Ceiling point now been reached

 

[CiaoSteve]

Reached for the sky, he did, but when he flew too close to the sun, so Icarus came falling back down to earth

 

[MrPimms]

Earth, as he realised earlier, did not taste good, but the grittiness made him feel a special kind of funny

 

[CiaoSteve]

Funny is how I like to think I am when I tell a joke; the groans though suggest a different story

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Story time isn't as fun as it used to be.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Be open minded, that's all you need, and there'll be a story out there which panders to your deepest fantasy