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Received pronunciation is how I imagine all the lit stories are written when I read them in my head...
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CiaoSteve Open to Chat Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,107 Sep 26, 2025 #14,416 Going around in ever decreasing circles until finally she pulls you under
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ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 8,512 Sep 27, 2025 #14,420 Sheep are interesting to look at after they've been sheared for the summer.
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ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 8,512 Sep 27, 2025 #14,423 Don't you know, we're the automatic diaper changer.
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